The thread where you make me laugh.
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Christie_fell
Oh, the pain.
President Bush was visiting a primary school and he dropped in on one of the classes. They were in the middle of a discussion related to words and their meanings. The teacher asked the President if he would like to lead the discussion on the word "tragedy".
So the illustrious leader asked the class for an example of a "tragedy".
One little boy stood up and offered: "If my best friend, who lives on a farm, is playing in the field and a tractor runs over him and kills him that would be a tragedy.
"No," said Bush, "that would be an accident."
A little girl raised her hand: "If a school bus carrying 50 children drove over a cliff, killing everyone inside, that would be a tragedy."
"I'm afraid not," explained the president. "That's what we would call a great loss."
The room went silent. No other children volunteered. Bush searched the room. "Isn't there someone here who can give me an example of a "tragedy"?
Finally at the back of the room a small boy raised his hand. In a quiet voice he said:
"If Air Force One, carrying you and Mrs. Bush, was struck by a "friendly fire" missile and blown to smithereens that would be a tragedy."
"Fantastic!" exclaimed Bush. "That's right. And can you tell me why that would be a tragedy?"
"Well," says the boy, "It has to be a tragedy, because it certainly wouldn't be a great loss and it probably wouldn't be a fucking accident either.
So the illustrious leader asked the class for an example of a "tragedy".
One little boy stood up and offered: "If my best friend, who lives on a farm, is playing in the field and a tractor runs over him and kills him that would be a tragedy.
"No," said Bush, "that would be an accident."
A little girl raised her hand: "If a school bus carrying 50 children drove over a cliff, killing everyone inside, that would be a tragedy."
"I'm afraid not," explained the president. "That's what we would call a great loss."
The room went silent. No other children volunteered. Bush searched the room. "Isn't there someone here who can give me an example of a "tragedy"?
Finally at the back of the room a small boy raised his hand. In a quiet voice he said:
"If Air Force One, carrying you and Mrs. Bush, was struck by a "friendly fire" missile and blown to smithereens that would be a tragedy."
"Fantastic!" exclaimed Bush. "That's right. And can you tell me why that would be a tragedy?"
"Well," says the boy, "It has to be a tragedy, because it certainly wouldn't be a great loss and it probably wouldn't be a fucking accident either.
Barking Pumpkin
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Edgecrusher
God To The Godless
"My mouth is to your ass
My tongue is up your crack
My breath, it smells like shit
My teeth are stained black
I begin masturbation, when giving ass to mouth resuscitation
A sick sensation - ass to mouth resuscitation
Some say it's sick, they don't understand
An ass in your face makes you a man
No drug makes me feel this way
No matter how much I take
I can't control this, it is now my turn
Shit on me
Nothing can stop this fetish I crave
An ass eating sicko, a shit eating slave
I begin masturbation, when giving ass to mouth resuscitation
A sick sensation - ass to mouth resuscitation"
My tongue is up your crack
My breath, it smells like shit
My teeth are stained black
I begin masturbation, when giving ass to mouth resuscitation
A sick sensation - ass to mouth resuscitation
Some say it's sick, they don't understand
An ass in your face makes you a man
No drug makes me feel this way
No matter how much I take
I can't control this, it is now my turn
Shit on me
Nothing can stop this fetish I crave
An ass eating sicko, a shit eating slave
I begin masturbation, when giving ass to mouth resuscitation
A sick sensation - ass to mouth resuscitation"
MasterOLightning
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Teh Grimace
New Metal Member
COMMENCE WITH MAKING ME LAUGH SOME MORE, BITCHES!!
(Make sure to go back and read through this thread. There's some real piss-on-yourself-funny stuff and a few memorable comments from notable ex-members.)
(Make sure to go back and read through this thread. There's some real piss-on-yourself-funny stuff and a few memorable comments from notable ex-members.)
Perdition's Light
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Susperia
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Someone posted this on the metal-archives forum. It's called "prelude to a blowjob".
Not really, but I thought it was hilarious. I believe it's by Edward Burne-Jones.
Teh Grimace
New Metal Member
BASTARDS! REVIVE THIS THREAD! DON'T PROVE TO ME THAT THIS PLACE HAS REALLY GONE SO FAR DOWNHILL... MAKE ME LAUGH!
Nico
Onward!
Teh Grimace
New Metal Member
Just take a random album cover then put the picture of the retarded kid running on it...
First person to produce that Bolt Thrower album with the retarded kid running through it (or any random insert of a retarded kid, provided said retard is making a funny face) wins a special prize from my pants.
First person to produce that Bolt Thrower album with the retarded kid running through it (or any random insert of a retarded kid, provided said retard is making a funny face) wins a special prize from my pants.
Susperia
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Okay a couple people have had a sneak preview of this already, but here's the real deal----- Here's a picture of me sucking on a cock.
http://img328.imageshack.us/img328/1253/cock6pc.jpg
http://img328.imageshack.us/img328/1253/cock6pc.jpg
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call me paddy the mod
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