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[Dick Sirloin]

Beers and metal first. Then a shower, I guess.

 

[lurch70]

get some short horny hipless Mexican action

 

[Dick Sirloin]

It's funny..... you go down to the Mission district (where the hipsters and Mexicans live) and see the chick mannequins they have outside clothing stores....... all have giant asses

 

[lurch70]

did this today ...

http://www.flickr.com/photos/michael_marrs/sets/72157629982177685/

 

[lurch70]

i "have" to buy 30 fucking goodie bags for kids that are coming to my daughters bday.
i will rant about this year after year as it's a freaking stupid habit that is just done to make "all" the kids special.
Fuck you, it's my birthday you go home and reminisce about the cake.

who fucking came up with this nonsense?

i have a plan that will get me off the hook but would not have the balls to pull it off.
adopt 30 puppies/kittens from the local pound and give one to each kid ... they will love me forever and their parents will learn their lesson.

 

[Krilons Resa]

@ the same yearly lurch rant.

my son's 1st bday party is in a couples weeks. i'm waiting to see if my wife brings up something about that.

 

[lurch70]

oh man ... the 1st Bday is a larger event than your wedding ... be ready ... with bourbon.

 

[Krilons Resa]

We are keeping it small, immediate family and close friends. Approx 22 people. There is no fucking way I am throwing some big party to feed everyone at some bullshit hall. Me & the fellas will definitely be tapping the bar after a while.

 

[lurch70]

hahahah, you say that now. talk to me in 2 weeks.

 

[Krilons Resa]

I shall!

 

[dorian gray]

i have a plan that will get me off the hook but would not have the balls to pull it off.
adopt 30 puppies/kittens from the local pound and give one to each kid ... they will love me forever and their parents will learn their lesson.

HAHAHAHAHAHA

 

[einride]

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[Dick Sirloin]

Man, I'm pretty sure that 92% of the thoughts that go through females' heads are VAPID, POINTLESS BULLSHIT. It's one thing to talk to them one on one, but the conversations they have with each other? JEEBUS.

I'm not saying every conversation has to have deep philosophical weight or anything, but the words coming out of your mouth have to have some kind of SUBSTANCE, goddammit! Gossip gossip food food gossip pointless bullshit gossip pointless bullshit dumb TV show gossip that girl is fat gossip pointless bullshit.......


Wait, I just described RC

 

[lurch70]

this thread it 827 pages!!!!

 

[einride]

Man, I'm pretty sure that 92% of the thoughts that go through females' heads are VAPID, POINTLESS BULLSHIT. It's one thing to talk to them one on one, but the conversations they have with each other? JEEBUS.

I'm not saying every conversation has to have deep philosophical weight or anything, but the words coming out of your mouth have to have some kind of SUBSTANCE, goddammit! Gossip gossip food food gossip pointless bullshit gossip pointless bullshit dumb TV show gossip that girl is fat gossip pointless bullshit.......

hilarious observation. never seen this opinion before, good point.

 

[Dick Sirloin]

It's almost as hilarious as constant "I don't really care much" sarcasm.

It's also true.

 

[dorian gray]

Gossip gossip food food gossip pointless bullshit gossip pointless bullshit dumb TV show gossip that girl is fat gossip pointless bullshit.......

HAHAHAHAHA
I don't really talk to chicks anymore because of this phenomenon. That and I just shouldn't be talking to chicks.

 

[Krilons Resa]

Trying to listen to chicks talking to each other is usually grating.

 

[lurch70]

i think that's what dick was sayin'

 

[dorian gray]

what?