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a strip joint opened up a few blocks from my office.
i hope they will offer lunch buffets as all other classy strip joints do.
 
Dmitri and Anna, sitting in tree
eff you see kay eye en gee
First come Dmitri
Then come marriage
Then come inconvenience in baby carriage
 
and they are, too
an entire generation of people in their early 20s coming down with skin cancer....unprecedented in human history

FUCKING IDIOTS
 
I'm gonna put my P in a V tonight, goddammit. I'm on a mission.


That, or I make a drunken, desperate booty call to the chick I've been ignoring for the past three months.



Either way..........