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[Ellestin]

Oh man where did you dig this stuff?

 

[Krilons Resa]

As most of they stupid pics I post, usually from that random images website.

 

[MajestikMøøse]

I totally put a friend to shame in a tricycle race last night

 

[Ellestin]

I totally put a friend to shame in a tricycle race last night

Was he fat and sweating?

and one-legged?

 

[Nico]

Spaced OOOOUUUUUUTTTTT.

TT

edit: disclaimer: not actually Fred Astaire

 

[Trylakos]

" anustova (noun) anus knot note Means a twisted knot of ass hair and shit keeping it together. Example: "I wanna suck and chew your anus knot and taste your dried shit to make you horny." Often used in fore play in Göteborg."

WHAT THE FUCK?!

 

[Trylakos]

http://www.notam02.no/~hcholm/altlang/ht/Swedish.1.html#so0


lmfao at pretty much all of these

 

[Impudent]

" anustova (noun) anus knot note Means a twisted knot of ass hair and shit keeping it together. Example: "I wanna suck and chew your anus knot and taste your dried shit to make you horny." Often used in fore play in Göteborg."

WHAT THE FUCK?!

uke:

 

[Trylakos]

http://paul.merton.ox.ac.uk/language/analogies.html

this is for yoy creative writers out there

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

I played bass for a jam band tonight. lol

 

[dorian gray]

were there vikings there?

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

were there vikings there?

die

 

[dorian gray]

meh, i'm just jumping on the bandwagon. seems everyone who responds to a post of yours mentions vikings

 

[MajestikMøøse]

Was he fat and sweating?

and one-legged?

nah, he's was actually in better shape than me, but tricycle racing takes SKILL and FINESSE. Brute exertion will not help you.

 

[dorian gray]

tricycle riding at any age over 4 is difficult

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

meh, i'm just jumping on the bandwagon. seems everyone who responds to a post of yours mentions vikings

yeah its getting quite annoying

 

[Krilons Resa]

yeah its getting quite annoying

Culpepper is gonna get rocked this year.

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

asshole

 

[E-bortion]

QUESTION: If any of you are fans of old man gloom, I have a question for you. In the song "Something for the Mrs" (from the album Christmas) is this passage

"In the next war, we will bury the dead in cellophane. The host shall come packaged in every K-ration. The host shall come packaged in every K-ration. Every man shall be provided with a small, but perfect archbishops spellbook that is self inflatable; courtesy of air reduction. Open, closed, previous. Open closed. You don't need to repeat this: There is not any ceremony anymore. Everyone is gone and you say this out loud to yourself: You are alone at the time and the time now is always. Always was a word you used in promises. It is valueless. All officers, warrant officers and enlisted men will be provided with a copy of their own true love that they will never see again and all these copies will be returnable through the proper channels. " What is this from?

 

[Krilons Resa]

Ernest Hemingway