The (Un)official write anything you want page

Eh, whatever. I'll figure something out.

69 is weird. My nose always ends up in places it doesn't necessarily always want to go.
 
i don't remember what her handle is but she's been around here on RC and is a regular all over UM. some of you dudes met her at Heathen Crusade ... I think Jerry even had the hots for her ...
 
More Facebook greatness. From a chubby chick I went to HS with:
Today a Christmas Miracle happened. First my confession.... I checked out a book from the library, took it to the beach with me last September (i know, horrible) and there it has sat in my beach book bag lonely and unread. I go to return the book bc miraculously (yes, two miracles in one day) I remembered to grab it this morning. I go in the library, head down, check book in hand ready to pay the fine of my life..... The man behind the counter says "book is in perfect shape, i will remove the lost fee. That will be a $1" ONLY a $1!!!! it really is a Christmas miracle! Dear Library, thank you for your mercy and thank you for letting me continue to check out books :)
 
yes 'miracle' is the only way to describe returning a book to the library

glad i didnt sing up for facebutt till like 6 months ago or i might have a bunch of lame people posting dumb ass shit too
 
Dick Sirloin said:
More Facebook greatness. From a chubby chick I went to HS with:
Today a Christmas Miracle happened. First my confession.... I checked out a book from the library, took it to the beach with me last September (i know, horrible) and there it has sat in my beach book bag lonely and unread. I go to return the book bc miraculously (yes, two miracles in one day) I remembered to grab it this morning. I go in the library, head down, check book in hand ready to pay the fine of my life..... The man behind the counter says "book is in perfect shape, i will remove the lost fee. That will be a $1" ONLY a $1!!!! it really is a Christmas miracle! Dear Library, thank you for your mercy and thank you for letting me continue to check out books :)
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you bangin' this broad or what?
 
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