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[ChaosLee]

Can anyone explain to me why Six Feet Under still exist, and who the hell is actually listening to them?

 

[Dick Sirloin]

Another Facebook gem (from a dull broad I went to college with):
Life is speaking to you if you pay attention. Tonight there was a lizard in the bathroom. Weird. When I looked up the symbolism, I found this: "They are most strongly known for their association with dreaming and becoming aware of our inner desires and fears, promoting the energy of change."

Read that one more time.

 

[einride]

Life is speaking to you if you pay attention. Tonight there was a lizard in the bathroom. Weird. When I looked up the symbolism, I found this: "They are most strongly known for their association with dreaming and becoming aware of our inner desires and fears, promoting the energy of change."

 

[lurch70]

 

[Krilons Resa]

ugh

 

[neal]

*defriend

 

[lurch70]

can someone explain to me the appeal of owning a pitbull?

 

[Thanatopsis123]

Impressing your rapper friends?

 

[Dick Sirloin]

I've always understood that oral sex is a reciprocal thing, and that the ratio between partners should be roughly equivalent, right?

The new chick I'm seeing is sort of perfect.... except for this. The ratio is sitting at about 3:1 or 4:1 against my favor. I'm not asking for the world here--just some occasional pole-polishing for all my tireless efforts down in her happy place. Do I go on strike? Gently "guide" her in that direction more often? (This has worked before.) Bring it up nicely in conversation? Go for the full-on face fuck? Trim my pubes occasionally?

-Concerned in California

 

[lurch70]

... that is inexcusable.

here ... Clinton should be able to help you ... he just gets 3 CHICKS ... porn stars ... to do the job

A photo of Bill Clinton posing with adult film actresses in Monte Carlo, Monaco is circling after one of the stars, Brooklyn Lee, posted the picture on her Twitter page Wednesday.

In the picture, a cheerful Clinton stands flanked by Lee and another porn actress, Tasha Reign, while a third woman, Jennifer Taule, also appears in the photo.

 

[KILL TULLY]

can someone explain to me the appeal of owning a pitbull?

They are the best, most friendly dogs in the universe? Even when they where bread for fighting they where still the most friendly dog ever, for obvious reasons. When you are in the fighting ring with two exceptionally strong animals the last thing you want them to do is attack the handlers.


I DO NOT AT ALL, IN ANY WAY, EVER SUPPORT DOG FIGHTING, EVER. I find it deplorable. But, that is the root of the unbelievable over zealous (in the best way) love that pitbulls show to humans even now that they are bread for work and companionship. You really, really have to do some amazing fucked up horrible shit ( makes me sad to even have to think about it by typing that ) to a Pit-Bull to get them to be human agressive. Dog aggression is a different story, but it is still just about on par with other breeds.

It's a shame that what was once the most beloved breed in America, the quintessential American family dog, has been so vilified.

I can't stress enough how amazing I think these animals are.

GET THAT VICIOUS ANIMAL AWAY FROM THOSE CHILDREN! Fun fact, Petey's eye-ring was almost 100% real besides a bit of makeup to close up the ends.

"Preeeease be nice to me Lurch."






That being said, I am sort of partial to these clowns:

 

[einride]

im pretty sure pitbulls are cool as hell

i havent met one personally but i am good friends with an american staffordshire terrier, which is also a VICIOUS MURDEROUS AMERICAN FIGHTING DOG and he's just the friendliest guy

 

[Krilons Resa]

that pic rules for various reasons.

 

[dorian gray]

-Concerned in California

Bro, when you're huge, it can sometimes be uncomfortable for your lady friend

Just take it easy on her

 

[Dick Sirloin]

I have a micropenis

 

[dorian gray]

You should've just gone along with it

Anyway...don't waste any time - just ask her what the deal is. Maybe she genuinely doesn't like doing it. Does she swallow? I have a friend who has been married for going on a decade and according to my wife (chicks apparently discuss every single private aspect of their lives), chick doesn't "do" oral. She considers it degrading or something

hahahaha

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

[Reign in Acai]

I've always understood that oral sex is a reciprocal thing, and that the ratio between partners should be roughly equivalent, right?

The new chick I'm seeing is sort of perfect.... except for this. The ratio is sitting at about 3:1 or 4:1 against my favor. I'm not asking for the world here--just some occasional pole-polishing for all my tireless efforts down in her happy place. Do I go on strike? Gently "guide" her in that direction more often? (This has worked before.) Bring it up nicely in conversation? Go for the full-on face fuck? Trim my pubes occasionally?

-Concerned in California

Tell her your favorite position is 69?

 

[neal]

I have a friend who has been married for going on a decade and according to my wife (chicks apparently discuss every single private aspect of their lives), chick doesn't "do" oral. She considers it degrading or something

and he married her anyway!?

 

[dorian gray]

yeah, I'm definitely missing some pieces to the puzzle. I don't want to ask any more questions though, because...well, I just don't want to know who it is exactly.

 

[dorian gray]

Tell her your favorite position is 69?

lol
I was thinking the same thing