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[dorian gray]

I discovered they don't use an actual scalpel

 

[Reign in Acai]

Dorian chose scalpel in balls too.

Did that damage his wife's purse?

 

[NAD]

So much for Sackmaggedon.

 

[Krilons Resa]

ive had one child and want a vasectomy. way to go dorian. i'll live vicariously through your shot blanks.

 

[dorian gray]

My MD performed his own

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

I don't have any kids and I kind of want a vasectomy. I fucking hate kids.

 

[lurch70]

 

[Thanatopsis123]

My MD performed his own

That's pretty fucked up.

 

[neal]

people are so sensitive ... the company's name is ASUS for Pete's sake

http://mashable.com/2012/06/04/asus-sexist-tweet/

hahaha wow what a bunch of FUCKING LOSERS trying to get laid by looking sensitive on their twitters, i hope their iphones give them cancer

 

[dorian gray]

trying to get laid by looking sensitive on their twitters

hahaha

 

[lurch70]

hahhah ... hope to see these sorts of "tests" from Tully

 

[NAD]

Re: the ASUS thing + Booth Broads:

http://finance.yahoo.com/news/asus-tweet-stirs-controversy.html

Fuckin' morons. Sex sells. Yes I know in this post-racist, post-Commie, post-war, post-money, post-emotion, post-reality world that must be SHOCKING, but here let me demonstrate why trade shows are full of hot bitches.

These bints were next to our booth at NAMM this year, and they got a lot of attention from the 90% of people there that looked like this:

You know why he's wearing sunglasses? Because he will stare at boobies. You know why my eyes are so big? Because I was just staring at boobies!

 

[lurch70]

hahaha ... is that your brother?

 

[NAD]

Several people mistook me for him, haha. "So Pete, how are things. WTF YOU AREN'T PETE?!"

 

[NAD]

hahaha wow what a bunch of FUCKING LOSERS trying to get laid by looking sensitive on their twitters, i hope their iphones give them cancer

Does that trick ever work? Because you know what I was when I was sensitive to chicks? A VIRGIN.

 

[lurch70]

yeah, the last thing you want to be to them is sensitive.

 

[neal]

yeh in my experience being sensitive and pretending to care only leads to them thinking you want to hear about their dumb ass problems an shit

 

[Krilons Resa]

pulling out is for porn...and besides, that is how TWO of our three kids were conceived...

Was she on the pill?

 

[dorian gray]

No

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

Well then...I must be infertile