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[neal]

Honestly, Facebook contributes to a good 40 percent of my poon tang volume. It's like an app for vagina

haha thats where you meet them? or just where you woo them?

 

[ChaosLee]

haha thats where you meet them? or just where you woo them?

Woo. I meet them then get added, then violate them in that order

 

[ChaosLee]

 

[NAD]

Awesome. I wonder if I still have that Albert Fish account...

 

[lurch70]

Smoking meat in the mountains. Its going to be a long day.

 

[dorian gray]

Ive had my meat smoked a time or two

 

[ChaosLee]

Isn't that what caused all the trouble?

 

[lurch70]

Watching movies. On VHS.

 

[lurch70]

Been at this house in the PA woods for the 3rd time now. Forests and mountains are not really my bag I realized. Much prefer to be near and hear the ocean.

 

[dorian gray]

Heading out to have my pre-vasectomy consultation. Woo!

 

[lurch70]

are they going to try to talk you out of it?

why do you want to do this anyway?

 

[dorian gray]

Isn't three kids enough?

 

[lurch70]

i don't know ... pull out?

i wouldn't let anyone mess with my schlong.

 

[dorian gray]

pulling out is for porn...and besides, that is how TWO of our three kids were conceived...

haha they don't mess with your schlong! It's just your balls they stick a scalpel into. No big deal.

 

[lurch70]

! It's just your balls they stick a scalpel into. No big deal.

:zombie:

this had to be your wife's idea ...

 

[dorian gray]

 

[lurch70]

people are so sensitive ... the company's name is ASUS for Pete's sake

http://mashable.com/2012/06/04/asus-sexist-tweet/

 

[NAD]

Isn't that a paid model? HOW DARE YOU SEXUALLY OBJECTIFY THAT SEX OBJECT.

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

I'd always been able to skip out on jury duty for some reason, except this time. Good goat it was excruciating. I would have rather stuck a scalpel into my balls. It only took 8 hours for them to tell me I wasn't chosen

 

[lurch70]

Dorian chose scalpel in balls too.