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[Tide In Mind Out]

Oh yeah, got to see Venus in front of the sun just now. Tanning goggles plus two pairs of sunglasses do a fine job! Pretty cool. I guess.

 

[Krilons Resa]

No

Well, no wonder.

 

[lurch70]

Well then...I must be infertile

or ...

 

[dorian gray]

Why would you withdraw if the woman is taking hormones? That seems strange to me

 

[Krilons Resa]

Extra protection...and a bit of paranoia?

 

[dorian gray]

I hate withdrawing. Its so.....anticlimactic

 

[NAD]

I like jizzing. Wherever/whenever.

 

[ChaosLee]

Why would you withdraw if the woman is taking hormones? That seems strange to me

To blow your megaload in her face, duh

 

[dorian gray]

Oh

 

[ChaosLee]

But that's just my professional opinion.

 

[Dick Sirloin]

Jizzing on chicks is one of the best things about sex. They like it, too.

I NEVER EVER EVER EVER blow my load within..... even if she's on birth control (and she goddamn better be).

Dorian's wife be douchin' like a motherfucker

 

[dorian gray]

Dorian's wife be douchin' like a motherfucker

I don't get it.

 

[Dick Sirloin]

I thought you said you didn't like the pull out method.....?

 

[dorian gray]

No, I didn't. But what does douching have to do with anything?

 

[Dick Sirloin]

To clean the vajeen? I dunno, I don't have much experience with it, but it was my understanding that if you keep blasting your load inside your woman--and she doesn't give it a proper cleaning--then that shit begins to smell like hot trash in August.

But, in an effort to not get into a discussion about your wife's vagina, I'm gonna pull out of this conversation.

Good thread.

 

[dorian gray]

To clean the vajeen? I dunno, I don't have much experience with it, but it was my understanding that if you keep blasting your load inside your woman--and she doesn't give it a proper cleaning--then that shit begins to smell like hot trash in August.

WHAT?! At least you were honest in your ignorance. I like you all the more for it.

 

[dorian gray]

I thought you said you didn't like the pull out method.....?

Actually, you're right. I did.

 

[Dick Sirloin]

What am I wrong about?

INQUIRING PREGNANCY PARANOIACS WANT TO KNOW


(also upset that I didn't get a about my "pull out" joke)

 

[Dick Sirloin]

it's amazingly sexy very hot and exciting the guy is thrusting his hard c*ck into you and you can feel your pussy gripping his c*ck as he pushes inside you and your Walls start to stretch our open up inside as he f*cks you deep and you want to feel him spurt his thick load into you feel his hot sp*nk shoot deep up inside you then you feel his c*ck get really hard and sometimes pulsate and your Walls tighten around it as it throbs and you feel him ejaculate and he shoots their is this warm feels of fast liquid as his sperm shoots into you its wonderful. Often you can feel if it's a big load if he hasn't ejaculated for a while or if he is just a heavy cummer some guys just have thicker spunk. It's lovely to feel your pussy milking his balls dry I am never satisfied until I feel like I have milked every possible drop from a guy and his balls are empty, when I f*ck a guy I always tell him not to worry to give me all of his hot load shoot as hard and deep as he can and empty his balls inside me because I love being full of hot cum.

 

[ChaosLee]

Four stars