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[NAD]

Looks like a fuckin' sea urchin. Or the Sarlacc. CTHULHUHEAD?!?!

 

[neal]

i certainly cant claim to be in quite the same realm of frizz as brother NAD, but as he says things like humidity and sweating definitely change the shape of the mane in 'fro-like ways. leave-in conditioner is a great discovery of mankind, if it was still the 70s i probably wouldnt even want to deal with long hair.



in a world with no conditioner, me and NAD are these dudes up front from KANSAS

 

[dorian gray]

 

[lurch70]

What if you don't want to kill an assailant but just want to hurt them real bad...like *really* hurt their feelings?

just have your woman deal with that ...

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

My fiance on Dr. Bronner's soap: "My ball hair feels funny. It feels clean for once."

 

[lurch70]

 

[dorian gray]

 

[Krilons Resa]

 

[lurch70]

was every guy attacked by Travolta?

A former Royal Caribbean cruise room attendant accuses John Travolta in a federal lawsuit of stripping off a robe and pushing against him, then offering him $12,000 to keep quiet. Fabian Zanzi alleges the actor said, "Take me, I will take care of you, please," during a food delivery to his cabin in June 2009

@ Take me, I will take care of you

 

[dorian gray]

That's the line that's worked for me

 

[lurch70]

i approve of this


http://mashable.com/2012/06/26/mac-users-orbitz/

 

[lurch70]

That's the line that's worked for me

what are some that didn't?

 

[Dick Sirloin]

"Have you heard that new Rush album?"

 

[KILL TULLY]

Africa and/or the Thai/Burma border, here I come. Probably, at least.

 

[lurch70]

Godspeed ... watch out for the ladyboys.

 

[KILL TULLY]

Well, 'here I come' in a couple months, haha.

 

[KILL TULLY]

AS I WAS. Never mind on all that. Different things in the work.

 

[dorian gray]

"Have you heard that new Rush album?"

 

[lurch70]

pretty hilarious account from Tate as how he was "fired"

http://www.rollingstone.com/music/n...ugly-split-backstage-brawl-in-brazil-20120626

 

[lurch70]

roaches don't like sweets.