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Goddamn neighbor's kid has been screaming at the top of its lungs for the last 20 minutes


FUCK EVER HAVING KIDS
 
That's why there needs to be a beer delivery service. They also bring chips, dip and Krispy Kreme donuts.
 
That's why there needs to be a beer delivery service. They also bring chips, dip and Krispy Kreme donuts.


There is. At least for Big City Livin' folks like me :).


www.foodler.com doesn't just have restaurants, it has liquor stores as well. It's based on location of course, so it's hit or miss. My area is a SMASH HIT though.


So you can order food, booze, ciggs, etc. all right to your door without having to talk to a single human.
 
That's amazing. Do you live in an urban area? I'm mostly talking about areas in which you have to drive. Imagine how many less DUIs you'd have when the re-up comes directly to the door.
 
slid into the back of an SUV at low speed ... fucked up the entire front of the car plus God knows what under the hood as I had antifreeze leaking.
then waited 3+ hours for the cops to make their presence for a report.
then walked home 4 miles carrying my daughters car seat.

i was the only one in the car an I am ok ... i guess.
 
if there is no injury and the cars are not obstructing traffic ... you are priority 376 down the list for the NYPD ... I would have left as all was squared away between me and the other people with insurance but i needed a report to get the car towed by insurance co's dime to a shop ...