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[swizzlenuts]

So tomorrow is The Great Deceiver/Cov/Nick's wedding. I have to give a speech. He is nervous I will be offensive and will say my pals/faggot/cunt/cuntgristle/etc. This is going to be awesome.

 

[dorian gray]

We're expecting a full report

 

[dorian gray]

Also...so *thats* what happened to TGD?! He found a woman!

 

[Krilons Resa]

Fuckin chicks.

 

[lurch70]

the new myspace

http://vimeo.com/50071857

 

[swizzlenuts]

Also...so *thats* what happened to TGD?! He found a woman!

He's been dating her for 9 years. The reason why he's gone is he actually has a job now.

 

[dorian gray]

http://www.thetruthaboutcars.com/2012/10/ur-turn-a-metalhead-responds-to-the-scion-piece/

 

[Krilons Resa]

shopping around for bigass electric fireplaces. $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ FUCK!

 

[dorian gray]

Dont bother

 

[lurch70]

yeah, just buy a better blanket and snuggle.

 

[Krilons Resa]

I have to. It will look really nice in my room that is kinda empty right now and I need to supplement that big ass fucking room with heat because oil prices are unbelievably INSANE.

 

[lurch70]

can't convert to gas?

 

[dorian gray]

I wish I *didnt* have a fireplace

 

[Krilons Resa]

No gas line running to our lil dead end street. Unless the neighbors signed a petition. Then it would cost a shitload of money to convert.

I have a real fireplace in our bedroom but we don't use it. I need one for our main living area as it's a huge room with stupid high ceilings.

 

[dorian gray]

Install a dropped ceiling

 

[Krilons Resa]

 

[ChaosLee]

You know I've never once gone to a store/consumer opportunity because someone was spinning a sign on the street. Is this the most ineffective advertising means ever?

 

[dorian gray]

That kind of thing is for your typical mindless consumer, who dont need something and *then* go to a store and get it....they want something, then go out and let someone else suggest what it might be

 

[EricT]

I go past the same corner every day, and every day the same dude in a statue of liberty suit is standing on the corner spinning a sign for some tax-fuckery company. I've been doing this route for about 6 months, and every day the dude looks more and more unenthusiastic and depressed. It's gotten to the point where he doesn't even spin the sign, he just kinda jiggles it in the general direction of the traffic passing by.

Oddly enough, I've been having this reoccurring day dream every morning that as I'm coming to the corner, he makes a dash for the street, ending his misery by assistance of city bus.

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

Once when I lived in Maryland, there was an anti-abortion group protesting alongside the curb of a shopping center on a busy street, and in the middle of them was a man holding a sign advertising a sale on Oreck vacuums (there was an Oreck store in that shopping center). Brilliant