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[Hell Mike]

usually dont eat breakfast. If I do, its usually a granola bar, or twizzlers, fruitsnacks, maybe some kind of breakfast sandwich.

lunch is usually leftovers from the night before. just normal dinner food.

late night snacks. cereal, chips and salsa.

but I dont really exercise enough. some skating, biking, random weight lifting.

OK so that doesn't qualify as "not much" I think... OK sure, it's not VERY much but not at all little either, and chips+salsa+granola bar+fruitsnacks probably won't qualify for many diets even though I dunno what some of that stuff is. Quit whining, start trying. NOW DROP AND GIMME TEN HUAH!

 

[Hell Mike]

(yet she still fucked someone)

lolz envious+on topic

 

[Doom]

You should always eat breakfast.

 

[lizard]

guaranteed diet:

the STONER DIET

smoke weed, play frisbee with friends, do some speed to counteract the sloth and munchies.

VOILA: Krigloch teh-Narrow-Ass

 

[Russell]

I guess maybe if you an extremely terrible metabolism, that you just keep building up? There's this HUGE girl in my school(yet she still fucked someone) and she has some condition that causes her to not be able to lose her fat

While this is occasionally the case, more than 99% of obese and overweight people are so because they just eat too much. Studies measuring the metabolic rate of the overweight have shown it is nearly always a lot higher than it should be to burn off the excess food. An awful lot of people blame metabolism, claiming their weight is genetic, whereas it's just that overeating has become the norm, especially in the US. You can eat a lot less than your contemporaries, and still be getting way too many calories, all because everyone eats so much. When I visit the US I can usually get by on one meal a day because the portions are so big...

 

[lizard]

stop eating those horseshoe things!

edit: Krig my main man, you can BURN OFF THOSE UNWANTED INCHES by grooving to THE MORMON RAP
http://sadlyno.com/archives/003218.html

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

While this is occasionally the case, more than 99% of obese and overweight people are so because they just eat too much. Studies measuring the metabolic rate of the overweight have shown it is nearly always a lot higher than it should be to burn off the excess food. An awful lot of people blame metabolism, claiming their weight is genetic, whereas it's just that overeating has become the norm, especially in the US. You can eat a lot less than your contemporaries, and still be getting way too many calories, all because everyone eats so much. When I visit the US I can usually get by on one meal a day because the portions are so big...

yeah, that is so true. My mom is one of those unlucky people.

average day for her:
Oatmeal for breakfast

Small serving of Salad or curried rice for lunch.

Half a grilled chicken breast(small one), rice and a steamed vegetable for dinner.

Replace chicken breast with another form of grilled meat, but we mostly eat chicken.

 

[E-bortion]

OATMEAL PORRIDGE.

The first step towards a slimmer body and a healthier life, and a grrreat start for every day!
Eat it with whatever you like most; jam, dried fruit, nuts, coconut flakes, sunflower seeds -- there's no end to the possibilities!

Wilford Brimley agrees.

 

[lizard]

Brimley's 'stache strains out the calories

 

[Krilons Resa]

Diabitis.

 

[KILL TULLY]

DOOMCIFER SUPOORTZ DA XTIAN AGENDA BAI DRYNKING TRAPPIZT BEERZ!

 

[Krilons Resa]

OH NOOOOOEEESSSSSS!!!!111

IM TEH SELL0UT!!!11

 

[NAD]

I generally follow the example of Hobbits when it comes to eating/drinking.

 

[lizard]

I have some excellent bahama mama sausages at home, I think I'll cut one up and include it with some noodles.

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

lots and often?

I'm the same way

I need second breakfast, usually a snack before lunch, lunch is a one-timer, afternoon tea (snack), dinner, second dinner, desert, snack, third dinner, late night snack, pre-bed snack.

 

[Trylakos]

Am I a faggot for eating oatmeal as a soup-like liquid?


btw Krig, do Pilates and turbojam lolz

 

[Reign in Acai]

Am I a faggot for eating oatmeal as a soup-like liquid?

Yep. Oatmeal is meant to be consumed in thick paste form.

 

[Trylakos]

Yep. Oatmeal is meant to be consumed in thick paste form.

well I like it like a soupuke: uke: uke: uke: uke: uke: uke: uke: uke: uke: uke: uke:

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

Heroes passed unto ye we give hail
Mighty men without fear, without shame
Some will say that our pride is a sin
But in their name we'll unite and we're proud to be proud

 

[dorian gray]

Diabitis.

BBBBWWWAHAAHHA I thought my wife and I were the only people in the world to notice he mispronounces his own disease. We quote his commercial about three times a day
"Get yer supplies for free!"