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[Caelum Adustum]

I just smoked a bowl of plainsman, good stuff

 

[MFJ]

i... don't quite know what that is?

 

[Caelum Adustum]

'Tis a kind of tobacco.

 

[MFJ]

excellent. ever tried samson or carter hall? samson is more of a rolling tobacco, but carter hall can go either way. when it comes to rolling though, bali shag golden is really excellent!

too bad i don't really smoke cigarettes anymore...

 

[Caelum Adustum]

Nay, never tried either of the twain. I'll see if my tobacconist has 'em next time I go.

 

[En Vind Av Sorg]

The article title was to good to pass up.

TIAMAT Frontman Assaulted While Watching Kittens In Greece

http://www.roadrunnerrecords.com/blabbermouth.net/news.aspx?mode=Article&newsitemID=54940

 

[Demilich]

^

What's the fun of attacking a lonely drunken man watching kittens in the street??? They didn't even film it,

that pretty much sums it up

 

[Claws of Perdition]

Nevermore touring Australia in November!!!
Best thing since sliced bread people

 

[lizard]

you australians should flood that nevermore board thread exhulting your good fortune and listen to the lamentations of the Americans.

 

[lizard]

sooooooo stupid...

The United Nations has agreed to rename Auschwitz concentration camp to stress that Nazi Germans, not Poles, were responsible for the world's most notorious death camp, Poland's Culture Ministry said on Wednesday.

"Auschwitz Concentration Camp", a U.N. heritage site, will be renamed "the Former Nazi German Concentration Camp of Auschwitz", the ministry of culture said in a statement.

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

can't find the dream thread thingy so:

Had a dream where I got hammered (lots of dream about buying the $5 beers) and headbanged. I think it was like, vader, some generic BM bad and then MC bike.

I blame footbalm for corrupting my mind.

 

[Trylakos]

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[Trylakos]

well that didn't work right...;

 

[Ellestin]

we get the idea, thanks for tryin'

 

[Trylakos]

but its kindof hard to tell its Chester whatshisname form Linkin Park

 

[Caelum Adustum]

I journeyed to the tobacconist earlier today and they had neither Samson nor Carter Hall, so I bought some Balkan Sasieni. Never had pre-packed tobaccy before, but it packs easily and stays lit...good english blend too.

 

[Claws of Perdition]

but its kindof hard to tell its Chester whatshisname form Linkin Park

Take a screenshot of it when its done right and post the image

 

[cthulufhtagn]

... problems continue in the South African black townships. Four people were killed in violent clashes yesterday. A black spokesman said - this situation is a tragedy for our people; we get no help from the government; blacks are dying and all the whites can do is talk about cricket. [very brief pause] last night at the Sydney Cricket Ground, the South African cricket team defeated Australia in the day-night match .....
-A(ustralian)BC-FM news

 

[Reign in Acai]

Trylakos are you gay? Yes, this is a serious question.

 

[Trylakos]

No I am not gay. I was just posting an ascii version of the linkin park dude editted to sucking a dick. Sorry that I apparently annoyed 3 people for posting that.