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[Krilons Resa]

Seems everyone and their mother has the flu lately.

 

[dorian gray]

Flu vaccine, yo!
I *do* have sinusitis right now which totally sucks!

 

[Krilons Resa]

flu vaccine indeed.

i just blast out shits with the girth of mandingo.

 

[MFJ]

heres a funny story for you guys. so i have to make a restaurant delivery in NYC not too long ago. i go into the basement and the owner happens to be there. this guy has a thick french accent so i can barely understand him. he says to me, "hey, we are having a few shots in the back. you like one?". I respond, "sure why the fuck not, i'll take a shot. i'm in no rush." i am assuming that i'm about to drink some expensive liquor. he takes me into a sketchy back room and there's just a nurse sitting at a table with a bunch of syringes. flu shots, he meant. i was so surprised that i just went ahead and did it hahahaha. now i have my flu vaccine, and perhaps AIDS. at least she had a (possibly fake) certification with her. oh well, only in new york city

 

[einride]

word processin'

 

[einride]

heres a funny story for you guys. so i have to make a restaurant delivery in NYC not too long ago. i go into the basement and the owner happens to be there. this guy has a thick french accent so i can barely understand him. he says to me, "hey, we are having a few shots in the back. you like one?". I respond, "sure why the fuck not, i'll take a shot. i'm in no rush." i am assuming that i'm about to drink some expensive liquor. he takes me into a sketchy back room and there's just a nurse sitting at a table with a bunch of syringes. flu shots, he meant. i was so surprised that i just went ahead and did it hahahaha. now i have my flu vaccine, and perhaps AIDS. at least she had a (possibly fake) certification with her. oh well, only in new york city

lol

let a stranger inject whatever the fuck into my bloodstream yeah why the hell not

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

Haha wtf!

 

[Krilons Resa]

x a fucking MILLION!!!

WTF DUDE!!!?!??!!

 

[Reign in Acai]

lol

 

[NAD]

...I grabbed a fork and a grocery bag...

i was so surprised that i just went ahead and did it hahahaha. now i have my flu vaccine, and perhaps AIDS.

Fucking METAL.

 

[dorian gray]

Fucking awesome

 

[refraction]

That sounds like the worst superhero origins story ever Are you now the hulk?

 

[NAD]

That sounds like the worst superhero origins story ever

Bwaaahahahhhahhaa yessssss I want to read that comic. Actually I want write that comic. Who wants to do the artwork? Completely serious.

 

[refraction]

Id love to do the soundtrack. Cant draw much past stick figures though...

 

[MFJ]

lol

let a stranger inject whatever the fuck into my bloodstream yeah why the hell not

lol not as shady as i made it seem

i have taken my fair share of dubious injections, but that was years ago. i am not a complete retard, as this was definitely a legitimate nurse. she explained that this company's insurance benefits allowed for a certified nurse to come every year to administer the vaccine. she didn't even want to do it since i wasn't an employee, but the owner basically forced her to they were all one-time use syringes that were sealed and factory labeled. although i was the last one of her 'patients' that evening, i could see the paper where all of the other employees had signed off to receive the shot. if she was good enough for a multi-million dollar french restauranteur then she's good enough for me. seeing as how a large part of my job involves standing in the cold and handling people's money for 10 hours at a time, this didn't seem like a bad idea.

and on the plus side, EVERYONE in New England has the flu and i am feeling just fine. makes for one hell of a story though

 

[einride]

i have taken my fair share of dubious injections, but that was years ago. i am not a complete retard, as this was definitely a legitimate nurse. she explained that this company's insurance benefits allowed for a certified nurse to come every year to administer the vaccine. she didn't even want to do it since i wasn't an employee, but the owner basically forced her to they were all one-time use syringes that were sealed and factory labeled. although i was the last one of her 'patients' that evening, i could see the paper where all of the other employees had signed off to receive the shot. if she was good enough for a multi-million dollar french restauranteur then she's good enough for me. seeing as how a large part of my job involves standing in the cold and handling people's money for 10 hours at a time, this didn't seem like a bad idea.

the next time you tell this story, don't tell this part. good stories 101

 

[dorian gray]

Yeah, what a letdown.
I demand a rewrite where you actually get Hepatitis. That'd be great!

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

 

[Krilons Resa]

lmao

 

[Krilons Resa]