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I am never getting married. I can't fucking stand being around my friend's inlaws... I would defenestrate anyone who talked to me like that. Can't imagine marrying into that kind of horseshit
 
Yeah that sounds like a lot of fun, do tell.

Bad in-laws have to suck balls. I've been very fortunate.
 
I'm not normally one to claim that a drug-enhanced experience is superior to genuinely sober enlightenment, but god dammit, that White Rabbit scene in Holy Grail? Always funny. Better stoned.