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[lurch70]

Lethal needs to do a Destruction cover

 

[lurch70]

what is it with Chinese fast food places and stapling everything together???

... tray, paper bag ... fucking menu to paper bag.

 

[dorian gray]

hahaha good call on that one lurch.
i have no clue

 

[lurch70]

i think they want to feel like they work in an office and this is the only way

but really ... NO OTHER type of takeout does this ...

 

[NAD]

There used to be a Smexican joint I went to that always stapled their menu to the togo back. I visited there periodically for the past 20 years, and a few weeks ago they got shut down, likely by the health dept.

 

[E-bortion]

I pooped my pants today. I thought it was a fart but no. That has happened since I was like 7. At least I was just sitting around the house.




Don't act like you haven't done it too.

if this kind of honesty was universal, the world would be a beautiful and disturbing place.

 

[lizard]

Never trust a fart.

and it's true about SOME chinese places. you need a staple remover (or a strong thumbnail) just to commence ta eatin

 

[lizard]

Hey dorian, I'm in my slass up at the Continent, you remember that place?

 

[lurch70]

i sneezed really loud and farted simultaneously a few times lately ... f'in weird

 

[lizard]

Man this instructor is like tony robbins on meth

 

[dill_the_devil]

I've just been for a haircut and shave, and now my head feels lighter.

 

[lizard]

My pants feel tight cause there's some hot chicks in this class

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

i'm in the library and i smell poop, strong. like, fresh poop.

*checks her shoes*..nope

and me arse is clean. hm.

 

[Chromatose]

I want a cell phone ringtone version of the beginning of the song "Long Distance Runaround" by Yes.

 

[Demilich]

the roller coaster ride of topics discusses on this one page alone is pretty stupendous

never mind that feces was mentioned and commented upon by several members

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

yeah, haha.

Agalloch rules, for those who suck and don't know it. And I still haven't heard the new one, too lazy to download, i'll just buy it after the summer.

 

[Trylakos]

excellent hundredth page and letters don't appear as I type this! Maybe this will be a blank post!

 

[Demilich]

Agalloch rules, for those who suck and don't know it

i think you're in the wrong forum... this place is totally pro-Agalloch-manlove

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

except for a few. and they suck. was merely indicating there folly as i'm enjoying some immensly right now

 

[Trylakos]

oh and when I was wee lad playing Super Mario RPG when it first came out, I pooped my pants while I was breaking into the church to fight Booster's cake. It was diahrea