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[Impudent]

Who watched "Metalocalypse" last night? I didn't think it was as funny as last week's episode, but some of the music in it was really cool.

 

[Claws of Perdition]

Quite possibly the greatest thing since sliced bread

 

[Trylakos]

for some reason that made me very scared with a feeling of dread

 

[dorian gray]

Bullshit, I said commercials are the only thing worth watching on television in that thread. You must've forgotten because we had wicked awesome mansex right afterwards, the clear highlight of our communications that day.

Unrelated: I ate pussy for like 35 minutes straight today.

I was pretty much unconscious for awhile after all that butt-pounding. Can you blame me?

Semi-related: I too, ate some but it was like for 5 minutes. I must be good at it or something. Or bad

 

[Reign in Acai]

I too, ate some but it was like for 5 minutes. I must be good at it or something. Or bad

Now that it bore a child, wasn't it more like it was eating you?!?

 

[lizard]

nah, it's amazing how they spring right back into fighting trim

 

[dorian gray]

C-section, duderz. No change whatsoever. And, yeah, I've heard what Lizard said to be true.

 

[lizard]

it really is amazing. one second it's there emitting a squalling object the size of a large cantaloupe, and in only weeks, it's once again capable of miracles.

 

[cthulufhtagn]

Semi-related: I too, ate some but it was like for 5 minutes. I must be good at it or something. Or bad

Now that it bore a child, wasn't it more like it was eating you?!?

 

[dorian gray]

it's once again capable of miracles.

 

[Demilich]

i got my copy of "The Isle of Hydra" from Aquarius Records but they're out of stock now

 

[Trylakos]

apparently I cut my heel open, because when I came home my sock was stained with blood everywhere and it was even stuck to my foot

 

[Trylakos]

"If a man puts a strap-on on backwards, he can fuck two girls at once.
While his real dick thrusts into the girl in front of him, doggie style, the fake dick will be pulling out of the other girl behind him."

 

[Thanatopsis123]

 

[Trylakos]

kewt

 

[Guthrum]

"If a man puts a strap-on on backwards, he can fuck two girls at once.
While his real dick thrusts into the girl in front of him, doggie style, the fake dick will be pulling out of the other girl behind him."

That is genius.

I demand an anus examination everytime you want to take a plane. If I am crazy enough to kill 250 people or more its no problem for me to extend my anus Goatse style and bring in almost everything needed for some serious fun in the air.

 

[KILL TULLY]

http://www.abhayagiri.org/index.php/main/books/

Free Theravada books in print and PDF form. Free books rule.

 

[Krilons Resa]

A Tree In The Forest

 

[Impudent]

 

[cthulufhtagn]

does anybody remember toad the wet sprocket


i'm hearing them now ON CHILEAN RADIO seriously really big wtf right there




the first cd i bought was a toad the wet sprocket cd, when i was like 9 i used to love them when i was little