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[KILL TULLY]

of course but i doubt it would be any worse if they had ditched the vocal distortion, to put it that way

Yea, probobly true. Listening to that album made me remember I hate vocal effects though but at the same time they wheren't bothering me that much on the album, SO I made that post.

 

[Reign in Acai]

Coffee is almost as great as heavy metal.

 

[Ellestin]

Coffee is almost as great as heavy metal.

side note: almost = not quite in RiA slang

 

[Reign in Acai]

:danceboy:

 

[Thanatopsis123]

I had my first physical today...sort of. I hate doctors.

 

[Guthrum]

They touched them balls real good like, didn't they?

 

[Reign in Acai]

When I was 13 yrs old I went to the doctor for a stomach ache. This 60 yr old M.D started examining my testicals. I was seriously thinking, WTF?!?!

 

[Guthrum]

So THAT'S how it all got started. Owned!

 

[Reign in Acai]

So THAT'S how it all got started. Owned!

No seriously, is that a normal mode of examination?!?!?

 

[Guthrum]

Well, I think I can understand his logic. When you get hit in the nuts, your stomach hurts, so maybe he was using some kind of reverse method.

"I hit the jackpot. Ooh I like balls."

 

[cthulufhtagn]

Well, I think I can understand his logic. When you get hit in the nuts, your stomach hurts, so maybe he was using some kind of reverse method.

"I hit the jackpot. Ooh I like balls."

[/guthrum]

 

[Reign in Acai]

I'm just glad I didn't have a lower back pain. Who know's what he would of checked under those circumstances.

 

[Guthrum]

Maybe he was an eyes, scrote, and butthole doctor?

 

[Thanatopsis123]

They touched them balls real good like, didn't they?

I wish. I'm 23 and have never been checked for testicular cancer nor do I know how the fuck to do it myself. But this guy rushed like fuck. It was hardly a physical at all. It was supposed to be a full blown (hehe) 30 minute physical but he took maybe 10 minutes max. Yeah, I know I'm only 23 so I don't need a prostate check or anything but come on fucker, feel my balls!

 

[Guthrum]

but come on fucker, feel my balls!

Maybe he didn't like your balls, hence the rushing?

*EDIT* HAHAHAHA, sigged and it just doesn't look right next to the other quote. Any combination works.

"I'm 23 and have never been checked for testicular cancer nor do I know how the fuck to do it myself. But this guy rushed like fuck."

And the doctor says...

"Doesnt look like any balsac Ive ever seen."

I'm laughing so hard I can't breathe.

 

[Thanatopsis123]

 

[cthulufhtagn]

one of these days guthrum is gonna be browsing retard corner and he'll just keel over and stroke the fuck out

 

[dorian gray]

his last post will look like this:

 

[Mormagil]

 

[EVERLOSTINDEADETERNITY]

I had to have a doctor look at my nuts once. He went and told my mom my left one hung lower than my right, but everything was okay. To which my mother replied "just like your father." ........No really. I think the doc was gay. He creeped me out and his gloves were cold.