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[Guthrum]

Hahaha, but you wouldn't know for a while if I did. Because that's how all of my posts look.

 

[Danalieshk]

Oh, men and their balls... cute ! ahhahaa



(*away to check if her ovaries are at the right "place"*)
oops

 

[KILL TULLY]

Show your boobies.

 

[Reign in Acai]

Danielshek is Susperia!!! Off with her Head!!!

 

[Climb Thar Hill]

Hot Balls of Death

 

[Reign in Acai]

Would you bang susperia for a six pack of Hoegaarden?!?!

 

[Climb Thar Hill]

Yesuke:

 

[Guthrum]

In the days following the Tom Green cancer special in 2001, I was convinced that I had testicular cancer and considered removing it myself with a pocket knife. Fuck am I glad I decided against that.

Have you ever woke up and thought your balls had switched places in your sack? That's always a good way to wake up. I remember one time I had something like that happen to the point of me almost passing out because I didn't want anyone to operate on my nuts.

 

[Danalieshk]

done
(I wish I'll be able to post in other topics, or it will be hard to find some original "jokes")

 

[MajestikMøøse]

So let us call you MajestikBøøbs, it sounds better

(I'm afraid I do lots of mistakes so please don't pay attention or correct them )

Ok, but as long as when you do I'd prefer to be coloured pink, although that lilac is very nice.

 

[dorian gray]

I made $90 sitting at a staff meeting this morning, drinking coffee. It also turned out to be time for our annual blood draw to make sure everyone's Hepatitis B antibodies are good. I drew my own blood. I am so goddam metal.

 

[unhinged]

:zombie:

I had to have a doctor look at my nuts once. He went and told my mom my left one hung lower than my right, but everything was okay. To which my mother replied "just like your father." ........No really. I think the doc was gay. He creeped me out and his gloves were cold.

one is supposed to be bigger/lower than the other
it stops them clinking together when you chase buffalo

if no-one else has had a vasectomy were not enough anesthetic was used and could actually feel thier scotum being sliced open by a surgeon recounting an elton john concert he attended then I guess I win this thread

 

[Trylakos]

why d idn't you get him to stop? Be all like MY BALLS HURT AND ARE BEING SLICED THIS DOESN'T FEEL GOOD ARRET!

 

[Guthrum]

if no-one else has had a vasectomy were not enough anesthetic was used and could actually feel thier scotum being sliced open by a surgeon recounting an elton john concert he attended then I guess I win this thread

That reminds me of the thread where NAD was shaving his nads and someone told him to nick his sack and then tear it open in a rage during sex. I think it was Trylakos that told him to do it.

 

[Trylakos]

haha yeah that was me.

I think if it was all shaved and bare it would sortof like some alien hatching from its egg

 

[Guthrum]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

"*starts to tear it open* OH MY GOD...IT'S HATCHIIIIING!!!"

 

[dorian gray]

Hey, wait, no one was impressed with me drawing my own blood. I need some attention over here. Carecrew! Where are you?!

 

[Trylakos]

*cheep cheep cheep*


the reason guys "thin kwith their cock" is because the sack is actually a mini brain... its sensitive with many nerves! if you go upside the cock is just like an out of place spinal cord.

blowjobs are exciting because we try and attach our "brain" into another h ead, and since the mouth is the only hole that it can fit in, it tries to route through there

 

[lurch70]

Hey, wait, no one was impressed with me drawing my own blood. I need some attention over here. Carecrew! Where are you?!

you rang?

 

[EVERLOSTINDEADETERNITY]

you rang?

Man i dont know how you guys can even talk about getting your sac torn open. Thats the most disturbing thing I can think of. Besides Rosie O whatever naked. No pictures please. I bought Kalmahs first album today. Its good.