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[Mormagil]

Would you bang susperia for a six pack of Hoegaarden?!?!

i would for a zero-pack

 

[circus_brimstone]

i would for a zero-pack

 

[Mormagil]

she's very attractive!

 

[Thanatopsis123]

http://www.devilducky.com/media/46949/

Seth MacFarlane at Harvard's Class Day for the 2006 graduating class. The majority of the speach was presented as the characters Peter, Stewey and Quagmire.

 

[Guthrum]

I saw that before, but just thought he did the voice of Stewey the whole time. I'll have to watch it all the way through.

 

[Trylakos]

Hey, wait, no one was impressed with me drawing my own blood. I need some attention over here. Carecrew! Where are you?!

EMO GOTH FAGGOT! YOU CUTTER YOU! THE ONLY BLOOD THAT A PERSON SHOULD DRAW THEMSELF IS VAGINAL BLOOD




teehee. Thats impressive though, I'd barely be able to let someone else draw my own blood Im a queasy one

 

[unhinged]

why d idn't you get him to stop? Be all like MY BALLS HURT AND ARE BEING SLICED THIS DOESN'T FEEL GOOD ARRET!

i did , but I did it politely

me> should I be feeling pain?

doc: er no

me > well I am

doc: better give you some more anasthetic

which they did.
then pulled out the stringy bits through the sack gashes and snipped and clipped and I lived happily with a swollen black ballbag for a few weeks

 

[Erik]

A VOICE OF THUNDER SAID TUUUUUUUUURN BACK TABERNACLEISFORBIDDEN

 

[Trylakos]

I'd just get them to put me to sleep


Im scared to be one of those people who wae during surgery and feel it all

 

[Krilons Resa]

Its cool how I just got a notice for a hearing at court in 3 weeks to garnish my paycheck because of a fucking credit card bill from 6 years ago.

 

[Mormagil]

sucks man, i had collections on my trail for two years but they never went that far is it a lot?

 

[Krilons Resa]

they say its $6500

 

[Erik]

maybe you'll get repo'd by your old work mates

 

[cthulufhtagn]

balls dude

 

[Krilons Resa]

lol @ erik

if only it was that easy. I wouldnt answer the door.

We'll see what goes.

 

[Danalieshk]

@Doomcifer : uh oh

Does anyone know where I might find lyrics of
Lingua | the smell of a life that could have been ???


[I was looking for these fucking lyrics when I found that on their myspace :
http://www.myspace.com/comesleep
"this is the third project from the collective known as lingua (www.lingua.nu). based upon siple ideas and meditative riffs we try to create something heavy and dark yet simple and sincere. the result is up for show here. these four songs were recorded live (except vocals) on a weekend in november 2005. we rigged the sound friday night, recorded the songs and added vocals the following saturday and sunday was spent mixing and mastering. all done in three days, just too keep the feeling of it actualy happening in front of you while listening to it. or maybe just cuz we couldn't afford more time in the studio..."

10 months ago !!! I am a mess and it rocks ! ]

 

[cthulufhtagn]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richest_counties_in_the_United_States
oh crap, i'm from number one

must...never...return....gah!

 

[dorian gray]

maybe you'll get repo'd by your old work mates

haha genius

 

[Danalieshk]

omg Giant Squid ruuuules

 

[Ellestin]

omg Giant Squid ruuuules