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[circus_brimstone]

FACT:

Simone Simons is the hottest chick in metal.

 

[Six-winged Seraph]

I would like to have tea with her.

 

[NAD]

She's ugly / has small boobs / is a redhead / has freckles / isn't perfect / doesn't know my name / has too long of hair / doesn't have a beard / doesn't look like my mother / isn't ideal in every possible way / smells like massage oil / can't read Greek / isn't a guy. [/typical young RCer]

I'd hit it. [/NAD]

 

[Six-winged Seraph]

 

[cthulufhtagn]

 

[Reign in Acai]

She's ugly / has small boobs / is a redhead / has freckles / isn't perfect / doesn't know my name / has too long of hair / doesn't have a beard / doesn't look like my mother / isn't ideal in every possible way / smells like massage oil / can't read Greek / isn't a guy. [/typical young RCer]

Welcome back brutha!!!

 

[dorian gray]

hahaha thats exactly what I was going to say
Well done NAD

 

[NAD]

Thanks, I was quite proud of that post. Showed it to the woman, she laughed while kicking me.

 

[Guthrum]

Or watch this tiny man/child do a really nifty dance http://video.feber.se/2006/09/veckans_bsta_re.html

It's creepy because he smiles the whole time. But it's funny because his noggin is so huge compared to his midget body.

Also:

 

[Trylakos]

believe me or not, but I e-know the person who made that. Only thing is, there is supposed to be a screen with his screenname on it

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

Thanks, I was quite proud of that post. Showed it to the woman, she laughed while kicking me.

"hey, check out this new post of mine"

 

[NAD]

Holy shit I just got totally outted as a geek by Krigloch of all people.

 

[cthulufhtagn]

pwnz0red

 

[dorian gray]

hahahaha that post has been good for two hard laughs cuz I just noticed the part "doesn't have a beard" hahaha

ps: yes, I have problems with reading comprehension

 

[dorian gray]

Attn: mountain bikers. Anyone riding lately? I just took my FS to the trail for the first time evar and I have to say - what a difference!! It'll take some getting used to but man, I'm much faster and my kidneys remain intact. I recommend it.

Oh, yeah, unrelated, but my dick burns when I pee.

 

[Tranquillian]

I'm fucking bored. I'll go get another beer and humiliate people on irc i think.

 

[NAD]

 

[Trylakos]

:zombie:

 

[Danalieshk]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh
level 2/?

 

[Trylakos]

my town is awesome. A skinned cat was found, Dog head and g uts in a jar found, and supposedly a gunner was attempting to get in the school for the dance last night. Joy. Proper thread when more details re found.