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Carbonized said:
This forum needs some action!

I hit on some chick at school the other day in hopes that I could take a dive into her nether regions. It didn't go over too well as her new boyfriend was standing at a soda machine 7 feet away. What a douche.
 
:lol: @ Carbonized


P.S I'm done with porn. I was watching this broad getting pyongganged by a six pack of pumperknickles and felt as dirty as her throat. Fucking whores disgust me more so than the sight of Cara DeAngelis baking a pie dawned in corpsepaint!!! Anyhow, this broad was getting pulped frictioned by two phalluses simultaenously while four others stood idly by playing foosball. Substitutions took place in 2 minute intervals.

I don't care if your jimmy dean is in a females hotbox, if you're rubbing up on another man's membrane, you're a faggot. CASE CLOSED!
 
EVERLOSTINDEADETERNITY said:
I had to have a doctor look at my nuts once. He went and told my mom my left one hung lower than my right, but everything was okay. To which my mother replied "just like your father." ........No really. I think the doc was gay. He creeped me out and his gloves were cold.
At least he had gloves. When I got hit in the balls with a racquet ball, the 50 year old arabic woman that i had to go to didn't wear any AND she had some long fucking nails. What's the point of asking me if I'm in pain if you fucking impaling and crushing my nuts at the time?
 
today i was talking to my principal while helping him set up some chairs for a grad parents meeting. I was like "SM57? I have one of those" principal :" OH REALLY?! HOW ABOUT YOU BE PART OF A TECH TEAM AND I WILL GEET SOME STUDENTS TO HELP DO THIS INSTEAD OF ME HAVING TO DO IT"

now I have to do that stupid tech team:erk:
 
"Steve Irwin, you will live on in our hearts. We smile for you, for what you taught us and how you helped us. Never fear, but always be responsible. And I’m sure you’re saying now “Do as I say, not as I do,” hmm? I’ll miss you. You taught me not to shy away and feel worthless, or like an outcast because I wanted a boa as a child and not a dog. I didn’t care what anyone said because of you. Thank you for everything you have done for me. Thank you for what you have done for everyone who still remembers your name. "
 
Climb Thar Hill said:
LOL. I remember about 1-1 1/2 years ago you said the same thing and even threw your porn out or gave it away. Couple weeks later you were back on the porn wagon. :lol:
hahaha awesome
The thing about internet porn that interests me is that porn chicks will most likely eventually have children. And since nothing ever REALLY disappears from the internet, their teenage son will someday be surfing the net and find a 15 year old clip of his mom swallowing some rednecks semen. How awkward would that be? Anyway, these chicks are hardly Rhodes Scholars. I just don't see how the money could be worth the humiliation of not only having sex with a complete stranger, but having an archive of it circulating the globe.

That said, that chick that Jerry posted in that "bump" thread is beyond hot.
 
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