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[Conspicuously Absent]

I just made a sex-only relationship fail without getting laid even once. (and it was supposed to happen this afternoon)

How gay is that?

that belongs in the gayest moments of mental thread... toppable perhaps by having a wank while picturing halford in a studded yellow speedo giving you head or some shit.

 

[Danalieshk]

I just made a sex-only relationship fail without getting laid even once. (and it was supposed to happen this afternoon)

How gay is that?

toutes mes condoléances
could have been worse (sure. I know worst than that)

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

You guys wanna read some bullshit about the Money Procuring Assclown Association(MPAA)?

Red Hot Chili Peppers, QOTSA, T.I. Rock For Zune
MacNN | Universal: non-Zune owners steal music

why the 1 dollar fee is bullshit.. » Microsoft’s Zune deal with Universal Music Group to benefit artists? | Between the Lines | ZDNet.com

We felt that any business that's built on the bedrock of music we should share in

This quote was broken down by Penny Arcade as:

The other quote from them (that I'm having trouble finding, now) talks about how, since the Zune is based on "a foundation of music," they deserve to get pizaid. So you need to understand that these people are really and truly crazy. They imagine that their industry is not, as you might have though previously, merely a conduit for a specific type of product. Rather, they believe that their industry is the avatar of music itself, and flush with this knowledge they gesture from their litter, seeking tribute.

more related news... http://www.zunenewssite.com/category/universal-music-group/


Between the MPAA and RIAA and Microwhore I feel like the skinny kid on the playground being lifted up by the ankles and shaken for my lunch money.

Yet another reason I'll stick with a smaller name company that has to make a vastly superior product just to make a small profit. And another reason why I don't really worry much about buying CDs from the big name bands... slayer doesn't need the 50 cents that they'd get from me buying a CD, whereas Lethal (for example) just might (for more beer).

In related news... this satire has fooled tons of people... why? because it's so fucking believable of the Demonic MPAA/RIAA...
http://www.bbspot.com/News/2006/11/home-theater-regulations.html

 

[Hell Mike]

hate
I hate the way you walk
I hate the way you talk
I hate the way you smile
I hate the stupid look on your face
When you don't know what's going on
I hate that you can't control yourself
I even hate the way you laugh...
I hate your life,
It's so pathetic
You'd shrug off the world if you thought for a second
That you could that you could get something out of it..
I hate the way you move
I hate the way you grove
I hate the way you breath
Hell, I even hate the way you sneeze
I hate the way you think your funny
I hate the fact that you don't care about
The ones who love you
Or care for that matter...
Why was I your friend for so long?
You don't seem to think you've done anything wrong
You scheme and cheat and lie
Your way out of life
How do you know what's wrong and what's right?
You surely don't have any common sense..
You are by far the most
Vain, self-centered idiot on the go
I hope you don't have children
And if you do
I hope for their sake that they are
NOTHING Like you...

Danielle Woodman


pictures of this bint tommorow maybe

I Hate

got so much trouble
hate this job
tried to get out
trapped like a dog
no I don't like

pumpin' gas
do ya hate to wait
life's a game
play your rules
is the bottle half empty
or the bottle half full
it does no good
no good to shout
but I scream I hate
say i'm hostile
gotta relax
better get a grip
here's the facts
I hate bein' here.

I hate people that make ya feel small
I hate having my back against the wall
I hate bein' talked down to
I hate your rules
I hate'em all
hate bein' marked to take the fall
planet's not big enough for me and you

got trouble over me
surrounded by jerks
can't ya see
smile to my face
know ya lie
knife in my back another game
rules, rules, rules
not for me,
you fuckin' fool.

so open your mouth
one more time
and my foot is goin' down
in one ear
out the other
a waste of time
don't even bother
I hate bein' here

think I know
how ya got this far
think I know
got where we are
think i'll hate you
where you'll be dead
I know it, I hate you
smile to my face
know to die
says the problems
ask your self way
hate the games
hate the rules
you're gonna loose
say i'm hostile
gotta relax
better get a grip
here's the fact
not much more of you

Bobby "Blitz" Ellsworth

Pictures of this dude maybe never

 

[SteveO)))]

So, no school today, but I didn't find that out until after I had already gone.

Spent the day sleeping, browsing UM, and listening to Morrigan
(Celts= )

 

[Guthrum]

Pictures of this dude maybe never

 

[Trylakos]

apparently this poet had deleted their myspace, so no pics

 

[KILL TULLY]

Bought myself a present today:

 

[Erik]

NES Quiz

NES Quiz

i got everything right except 3 (ikari warriors, gumshoe, and i guessed 1944 when the correct answer was 1942)

(and i never even owned a nes when i was a kid)

 

[Guthrum]

Bought myself a present today:

That's a nice picture. How much?

 

[Trylakos]

12.43 KB

 

[Johanna]

12.43 KB

/Hell Mike

 

[Guthrum]

That's a pretty good deal.

 

[Krilons Resa]

12.43 KB

 

[Krilons Resa]

i got everything right except 3 (ikari warriors, gumshoe, and i guessed 1944 when the correct answer was 1942)

(and i never even owned a nes when i was a kid)

ikari warrior was the fucking shit!! as was commando!

I think I also got 2 or 3 wrong. I called Hogan's Alley, "Hogan's Heroes"

 

[Krilons Resa]

Hot Tub Mishap - ebaumsworld.com

 

[Trylakos]

that shit is gone go all crusty now

 

[Guthrum]

Hot Tub Mishap - ebaumsworld.com

Beef broth, mmm.

 

[dorian gray]

/\ Hawt as hell! A Fuck You, to everyone who attacks her well-toned arms in advance. Bint is fit, trim, and trolloping in my thoughts at this very moment.

In other news, I am having an adverse reaction to this coconut almond latte I recently consumed. Ughhhhh.

hahaha! These chicks look like guys with boobs! Even their faces are manly.
uke:

 

[Karmic]

foggy breath pending