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Here you can't buy booze in supermarkets AT ALL so fuck this place!

today when I was peforming my role of "Sales Execution Specialist" for Coca Cola in a local grocery store, some dude asked me "wheres the alcohol?" and i loled
 
yeah but we have to buy it all from the Liquor Control Board of Ontario's own stores, which is totally gay because they can pretty much charge what ever they want, and whoever's doing their ordering has absolutely SHIT taste in beer :erk:
 
If you shopped exclusively at the ones I've been to, you'd swear that microbrews didn't even EXIST until a few months ago! They've caught on to the Canadian ones now, and a couple of decent imports, but none of the American shitz you guys thrive off of!

I just cracked open a local brew, Mill St. Tankhouse Ale. Nice!
 
I usually pick up some of their Coffee Porter every couple of months or whenever the wallet permits! They know what they're doing, these guys! I totally can't talk about beer in that BeerAdvocate/gay kind of way, but I know what I like :loco:
 
Instead of toilets having a flusher handle, there should be a DDR mat hooked up to it. And you have to get a perfect score before it flushes. So you either learn to dance or suffocate on your own fumes.