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[Evil?]

Those were all great.

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

They Walk Among Us!!!!!!!!

While working at a pizza parlor I observed a man ordering a small pizza to go. He appeared to be alone and the cook asked him if he would like it cut into 4 pieces or 6. He thought about it for some time before responding. "Just cut it into 4 pieces; I don't think I'm hungry enough to eat 6 pieces.

They Walk Among Us!!!!!!

I was hanging out with a friend when we saw a woman with a nose ring attached to an earring by a chain. My friend said, "Wouldn't the chain rip out every time she turned her head?" I had to explain that a person's nose and ear remain the same distance apart no matter which way the head is turned...

 

[Reign in Acai]

Talk about being a starving college student. This fine well to do couple ran out of beer money so they decided to recycle some Miller Genuine Draft.

Dear, tilt it more to the left, there's too much head!

Chug! Chug!! Chug!!!

Got feces?!? I could go for a chocolate stout right about now darlin'

Are you proud of me Mama?

Hangovers are a bitch!

 

[dorian gray]

lol I cant get any of those links to work

 

[Tranquillian]

New Watain song available. Link on blabbermouth.

 

[Trylakos]

http://today.reuters.com/news/artic...SM.xml&WTmodLoc=OddNewsHome_C1_%5BFeed]-5
http://www.bismarktribune.com/articles/2007/01/08/ap/strange/d8mhc6q01.txt
The Herald News - Student faces child porn charges

LOL I love how they give the kids address

 

[Krilons Resa]

Soundgarden - Slaves and Bulldozers

 

[cthulufhtagn]

Talk about being a starving college student. This fine well to do couple ran out of beer money so they decided to recycle some Miller Genuine Draft.

Dear, tilt it more to the left, there's too much head!

Chug! Chug!! Chug!!!

Got feces?!? I could go for a chocolate stout right about now darlin'

Are you proud of me Mama?

Hangovers are a bitch!

none of the images work

 

[EVERLOSTINDEADETERNITY]

Ive got strep throat and I just hurled orange juice everywhere.

 

[Impudent]

VOMIT!

 

[EVERLOSTINDEADETERNITY]

Not if you were me right now. The orange juice had almost solidified and was more like gellatin. I had a damn cough drop too so the menthol just keep making me throw up. It was like an everflowing stream.

 

[cthulufhtagn]

It was like an everflowing stream.

 

[Trylakos]

oh lord, I just watched a crappy video of my band playing Hangar 18 in the 23rd.. its really bad

 

[Impudent]

Post it!

 

[Trylakos]

YouTube - Hanger 18 cover

in my defense , I didn't know it properly, and I was sick because I got knocked out in a mosh pit earlier that night.

also , I know the guitarist is gross, and the singer is big. blah blah.

Im on the right, left handed

 

[cthulufhtagn]

\m/

 

[Impudent]

YouTube - Hanger 18 cover

in my defense , I didn't know it properly, and I was sick because I got knocked out in a mosh pit earlier that night.

also , I know the guitarist is gross, and the singer is big. blah blah.

Im on the right, left handed

This is not bad at all! You guys are young and fucking better than me. That's a pretty tough song, too.

Edit: Fucking soloing it up over there!

 

[Reign in Acai]

Yea it was pretty decent. Keep at it.

 

[Evil?]

Dammit, Youtube is down.

 

[Evil?]

YouTube - Hanger 18 cover

in my defense , I didn't know it properly, and I was sick because I got knocked out in a mosh pit earlier that night.

also , I know the guitarist is gross, and the singer is big. blah blah.

Im on the right, left handed

Niiice.


Is that an esp guitar you are playing. I think it may be the same one I have, except yours is left handed.....and I can't play mine...