I just received a call from some hick regarding updating my Ham Radio license.
Hick : Is this har Jerry?
Me: Yes, who's speaking?
Hick: This har be John Bob from Amateur Radio dot net. I'm here to give you a friendly reminder about your license.
Me: I gave up that years ago sir, sold all my radios and antennas.
John Bob: You mean yar goin to give up on all the fun?
Me: Yes, I am sorry have a good night.
I seriously felt bad, as if I rejected some long lost comrade from the past looking to rekindle a friendship.