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An archeological team, digging in Washington DC, has uncovered 10,000 year old bones and fossil remains of what is believed to be the first politician...

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I think for my Jack Russel, sneaking a cat turd out of the catbox is like robbing a bank or something. Except she eats the loot.
 
rofl. Imagine Dog Day Afternoon with puppies in place of Al Pacino and that other dude, and they are trying to steal a bunch of cat shit.
 
I just received a call from some hick regarding updating my Ham Radio license.

Hick : Is this har Jerry?
Me: Yes, who's speaking?
Hick: This har be John Bob from Amateur Radio dot net. I'm here to give you a friendly reminder about your license.
Me: I gave up that years ago sir, sold all my radios and antennas.
John Bob: You mean yar goin to give up on all the fun?
Me: Yes, I am sorry have a good night.


I seriously felt bad, as if I rejected some long lost comrade from the past looking to rekindle a friendship.