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[Thanatopsis123]

Huh. So tonight I was told I'm an abnormal American because I'm not loud and hyperactive.

 

[dorian gray]

Wow. I've been a part of UM for 3 years this month.
7.35 ppd. I was hoping it'd be less than that with my recent sabbatical.

 

[Guthrum]

http://www.helpmearoundtheworld.com/elenafilatova/20.ghostown.wmv

Depressing.

 

[MFJ]

Huh. So tonight I was told I'm an abnormal American because I'm not loud and hyperactive.

yeah. the greatest achievement in my life is being told in every european country i've been to that i don't look, act, or seem like an american.

 

[dill_the_devil]

Dodens Grav says: are you into anything like that?
The Cinnamon Moogle says: Inserting spoons into my rectum? no.

That right there? Winner.

 

[Trylakos]

no it didn't work, And I don't care if its personal, everyone here seems to put random shit up anyways, and its not I truely know any of you guys

interesting story though, my dog decided to run into a while ,adn thne it thre up and carried on as if nothing happened

 

[E-bortion]

http://www.break.com/index/tickle_me_elmo_burns.html

 

[cthulufhtagn]

Not to mention expensive when you tally in the cost of the surgeries, and then all of the embarrassment and criticism.

hahaha magic

 

[dorian gray]

The wife wants a laptop for her business/personal use. She uses this computer alot so it would be a good investment. What should we get? She wants a Mac (of course). Are they shit? KINDA expensive for what you get eh?
Somebody rec me some shitz.
Thanks

 

[MFJ]

interesting story though, my dog decided to run into a while ,adn thne it thre up and carried on as if nothing happened

what dude? proofread your shit before you post it!

 

[MFJ]

The wife wants a laptop for her business/personal use. She uses this computer alot so it would be a good investment. What should we get? She wants a Mac (of course). Are they shit? KINDA expensive for what you get eh?
Somebody rec me some shitz.
Thanks

you can get her a MacBook, those are pretty good.

http://store.apple.com/1-800-MY-APP...browse&mco=E5D45E07&node=home/macbook/macbook

 

[Carbonized]

Huh. So tonight I was told I'm an abnormal American because I'm not loud and hyperactive.

Heh, that reminds me of a scene in Magical Shopping Arcade Abenobashi where they had an American character. Every other word out of his mouth was "fucking" and he was all screaming trying to sell crap I think. The Japanese have some strange preconceived notions when is comes to people from the states, but it's hilarious.

 

[dorian gray]

you can get her a MacBook, those are pretty good.

http://store.apple.com/1-800-MY-APP...browse&mco=E5D45E07&node=home/macbook/macbook

Thanks duder. I think she's going to get some really cheap Dell or something like that. I dunno. I don't really see a need to have a $2000 laptop but Dells are junk - I'm typing on one right now.

 

[dill_the_devil]

Bizarre request received within the last five minutes:

"Dill, borrow me a pound so I can eat Denz's Minstrels!"

Fucking stoners.

 

[MajestikMøøse]

It is even funnier when you stop for half a second to remember that you live in Britain and a pound of a unit of currency over there.

 

[E-bortion]

 

[MFJ]

she's smiling, but you can see the tears underneath.

 

[AsModEe]

those are actually piss dropping from her eyes.

 

[MFJ]

i clearly meant the tears underneath her skin! dont take it all so literally!

 

[MajestikMøøse]

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