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[Guthrum]

I would say number 2 (did you intentionally make a shit pun? ) is the most important out of those three. Get that looked at.

 

[dorian gray]

Do you mean you had an actual bloody shit or did you have some blood on your shit from pushing out a real hard sharp one?

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

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[Krilons Resa]

SEX LAWS FROM AROUND THE WORLD!

In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the
animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal are
punishable by death. (Like THAT makes sense.)

In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals, but is
prohibited from looking directly at them during the examination. He may
only see their reflection in a mirror.

Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This also
applies to undertakers; the sex organs of the deceased must be covered
with a brick or piece of wood at all times. (A brick??)

The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation.

There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside
and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having
sex for the first time... Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden
for virgins to marry. (Let's just think for a minute; is there any job
anywhere else in the world that even comes close to this?)

In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous
husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. The husband's lover, on
the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired. (Ah! Justice!)

Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England - but only in
tropical fish stores. (But of course!)

In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the
first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness the act.
(Makes one shudder at the thought.)

In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman
and her daughter at the same time. (I presume this was a big enough
problem that they had to pass this law?)

In Maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines with
one exception: prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machine
only "in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on the
premises." (Is this a great country or what? Not as great as Guam!)

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

bah, what was the code for the 14% off from theend?

 

[spaffe]

An interview with Charles Manson and then a commercial break. Question being: which of the two clips comes of as less sane? To me, the contrast/lack of contrast is really disturbing

[ame]http://youtube.com/watch?v=gjXKKqrDwmE[/ame]

 

[Krilons Resa]

bah, what was the code for the 14% off from theend?

fuusps

lol

 

[Climb Thar Hill]

So some fuck in the apartment building across from mine apparently has a new drumset because that's all I've been hearing for the past 5 afternoons.

FUCK YOU

 

[Crimson Velvet]

An interview with Charles Manson and then a commercial break. Question being: which of the two clips comes of as less sane? To me, the contrast/lack of contrast is really disturbing

Woah, that was disturbing.

 

[Climb Thar Hill]

And on a related note, the other day I was suddenly awakened from my sickness induced slumber by the sounds of BLARING HORNS.

So I staggered over to the next room and heard this shit, apparently it was the very beginning of a traditional fiesta that started in my humble mexican village

 

[Mormagil]

How dare they.

Manson reminds me of one of the harmless old bums I fish with on the pier back home. The only problem is people took him seriously at one point.

 

[Susperia]

Guys I need to buy a good men's sweater that isn't too old or gay looking. Or wool. So far I've looked at Urban Outfitters, Diesel and Dickies... I don't know any other menswear designers other than those...that aren't ridiculously expensive. Can I please have some help?

Thank you
Much Love
Etc

 

[Krilons Resa]

What kind of sweater? Just a plain ol' run-of-the-mill sweater? What does this lad typically wear?

 

[lurch70]

try Eddie Bauer

 

[Mormagil]

Guys I need to buy a good men's sweater that isn't too old or gay looking. Or wool.

Such a sweater does not exist. You're going to have to compromise in one or more areas.

 

[lurch70]

ABORYM sampled parts of that speech in a song on their last record

 

[Krilons Resa]

try Eddie Bauer

Although, I havent stepped foot in there in forever....I would agree with Lurch for a high quality sweater, that you can probably get on sale/clearance.

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

L.L. Bean has a nice selection of sweaters. Some of them aren't too terribly expensive.

Target usually has a decent selection of Mossimo & Cherokee sweaters. And they're cheap.

 

[Krilons Resa]

<3 Target

 

[Susperia]

I'm against places like Target, Walmart, Old Navy, etc because I'm a vegan hippie dyke but I'll check out Eddie Baur and L.L. Bean. =D

This guy doesn't typically wear sweaters....so I want to try and find a cool (can sweaters be cool??) for him.


Edit: Something like these would be great