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Reign in Acai
Of Elephant and Man
God fucking shit nothing pisses me off more than when somebody calls your phone and doesn't say a fucking word. I'm unplugging my phone for another month. God fucking squirt!
So the Derick and I went completely out of our way today to visit the newest Sonic in town. We pulled in, and Derick stated clearly over the intercom that we needed a vanilla cone and a hot fudge malt. This Mexican girl taking the order goes "Ok so you need a hot fudge and a vanilla cone?" Then Derick repeats that we need a hot fudge MALT. Then she starts jibbering about how she is having difficulties and asks for us to pull forward. Pull forward? We weren't in the drive-thru, we were in one of the drive-in spots. She then realized that, then goes "Ok so you have a vanilla cone and a hot fudge sundae." Again, Derick repeats that we need a hot fudge MALT.
At that point she asks us to hold on, and then a dude gets on the intercom to ask us what we're needing. Again Derick clearly states that we need a hot fudge malt, and this guy proceeds to tell us that they offer no such thing! Derick explains that it is on the menu, so the guy comes out to our car to look at the menu. Derick points it out and the guy goes "Oh! A hot fudge malt! We thought you said a hot fudge bowl!"....wtf??!?
As soon as the guy walks off Derick mumbles "Stupid Mexicans" and then we realize that the intercom light is still on, so the girl probably heard. I continued complaining until the light went off
It was a great malt though
At that point she asks us to hold on, and then a dude gets on the intercom to ask us what we're needing. Again Derick clearly states that we need a hot fudge malt, and this guy proceeds to tell us that they offer no such thing! Derick explains that it is on the menu, so the guy comes out to our car to look at the menu. Derick points it out and the guy goes "Oh! A hot fudge malt! We thought you said a hot fudge bowl!"....wtf??!?
As soon as the guy walks off Derick mumbles "Stupid Mexicans" and then we realize that the intercom light is still on, so the girl probably heard. I continued complaining until the light went off
It was a great malt though
cthulufhtagn
Went Out for Smokes 13 Years Ago
haha
every time i go through a drive-thru--not very often at all, mind--they forget to put something in, fries, apple pie, whatever. drive thrus SUCK.
edit: also non-drive-thrus with intercoms, apparently
every time i go through a drive-thru--not very often at all, mind--they forget to put something in, fries, apple pie, whatever. drive thrus SUCK.
edit: also non-drive-thrus with intercoms, apparently
Krilons Resa
Jerry's married?!
LOL @ "the Derick"
What made the malt so good was the mexican saliva.
Also, fuck Sonic. I see commercials for them bastards all the time and the closest one to me is about 750 miles away.
What made the malt so good was the mexican saliva.
Also, fuck Sonic. I see commercials for them bastards all the time and the closest one to me is about 750 miles away.
Climb Thar Hill
not family oriented
LOL @ "the Derick"
What made the malt so good was the mexican saliva.
Also, fuck Sonic. I see commercials for them bastards all the time and the closest one to me is about 750 miles away.
Yeah, I'm expecting another bout of Mono now. It was worth it though.
This Sonic makes six in my town. They need to get their shit together though
Necromunchkin
Lord of the Whisky
It's partly where we are. Fucking places hire nothing but illegals with fake or stolen SS numbers. The other day I went to an In & Out and there was something very strange that I couldn't put my finger on about the whole place. It wasn't until later it occurred to me there wasn't a single Mexican working in the place. White kids, a fellow who looked Indian, an asian girl, but no Mexicans. And I'm in Arizona, Mexicans come embedded in the furniture. Major creepy.
Climb Thar Hill
not family oriented
the closest In & Out near me is in Glendale which is god damn Armo HQ. I detest eating there so if I go, I make sure to go drive through an eat away from those gucci stink bombs
Reign in Acai
Of Elephant and Man
Whenever I go to El Pollo loco it turns in to a one sided wrestling bout with the English language.
The esteemed RIA: Yes, hello may I have a 2 piece meal.
Mexican: Choo want the combo wit drink o no drink?
RIA: No drink, 2 breasts skinless.
Mexican: So no skill?
RIA: Yes no skin. I'll also take flour tortillas, rice, and veggies
Mexican: O.K choo wan flour or corn tortilla?
RIA: Flour, w/ rice and veggies please.
Mexican: O.K flour tortilla, whach side odors woo you like?
RIA: Rice and Veggies please
Mexican: O.K plz come to da windo
It shouldn't take 2 minutes to take an order for one person.
The esteemed RIA: Yes, hello may I have a 2 piece meal.
Mexican: Choo want the combo wit drink o no drink?
RIA: No drink, 2 breasts skinless.
Mexican: So no skill?
RIA: Yes no skin. I'll also take flour tortillas, rice, and veggies
Mexican: O.K choo wan flour or corn tortilla?
RIA: Flour, w/ rice and veggies please.
Mexican: O.K flour tortilla, whach side odors woo you like?
RIA: Rice and Veggies please
Mexican: O.K plz come to da windo
It shouldn't take 2 minutes to take an order for one person.
Climb Thar Hill
not family oriented
Necromunchkin
Lord of the Whisky
Man, damn communist goverments don't let anything out of their grasp...
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/world/article2194682.ece
Tibet’s living Buddhas have been banned from reincarnation without permission from China’s atheist leaders. The ban is included in new rules intended to assert Beijing’s authority over Tibet’s restive and deeply Buddhist people.
“The so-called reincarnated living Buddha without government approval is illegal and invalid,” according to the order, which comes into effect on September 1.
The 14-part regulation issued by the State Administration for Religious Affairs is aimed at limiting the influence of Tibet’s exiled god-king, the Dalai Lama, and at preventing the re-incarnation of the 72-year-old monk without approval from Beijing.
It is the latest in a series of measures by the Communist authorities to tighten their grip over Tibet. Reincarnate lamas, known as tulkus, often lead religious communities and oversee the training of monks, giving them enormous influence over religious life in the Himalayan region. Anyone outside China is banned from taking part in the process of seeking and recognising a living Buddha, effectively excluding the Dalai Lama, who traditionally can play an important role in giving recognition to candidate reincarnates.
For the first time China has given the Government the power to ensure that no new living Buddha can be identified, sounding a possible death knell to a mystical system that dates back at least as far as the 12th century.
China already insists that only the Government can approve the appointments of Tibet’s two most important monks, the Dalai Lama and the Panchen Lama. The Dalai Lama’s announcement in May 1995 that a search inside Tibet — and with the co- operation of a prominent abbot — had identified the 11th reincarnation of the Panchen Lama, who died in 1989, enraged Beijing. That prompted the Communist authorities to restart the search and to send a senior Politburo member to Lhasa to oversee the final choice. This resulted in top Communist officials presiding over a ceremony at the main Jokhang temple in Lhasa in which names of three boys inscribed on ivory sticks were placed inside a golden urn and a lot was then drawn to find the true reincarnation.
The boy chosen by the Dalai Lama has disappeared. The abbot who worked with the Dalai Lama was jailed and has since vanished. Several sets of rules on seeking out “soul boys” were promulgated in 1995, but were effectively in abeyance and hundreds of living Buddhas are now believed to live inside and outside China.
All Tibetans believe in reincarnation, but only the holiest or most outstanding individuals are believed to be recognisable — a tulku, or apparent body. One Tibetan monk told The Times: “In the past there was no such regulation. The management of living Buddhas is becoming more strict.”
The search for a reincarnation is a mystical process involving clues left by the deceased and visions among leading monks on where to look. The current Dalai Lama, the fourteenth of the line, was identified in 1937 when monks came to his village.
China has long insisted that it must have the final say over the appointment of the most senior lamas. Tibet experts said that the new regulations may also be aimed at limiting the influence of new lamas.
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/world/article2194682.ece
Tibet’s living Buddhas have been banned from reincarnation without permission from China’s atheist leaders. The ban is included in new rules intended to assert Beijing’s authority over Tibet’s restive and deeply Buddhist people.
“The so-called reincarnated living Buddha without government approval is illegal and invalid,” according to the order, which comes into effect on September 1.
The 14-part regulation issued by the State Administration for Religious Affairs is aimed at limiting the influence of Tibet’s exiled god-king, the Dalai Lama, and at preventing the re-incarnation of the 72-year-old monk without approval from Beijing.
It is the latest in a series of measures by the Communist authorities to tighten their grip over Tibet. Reincarnate lamas, known as tulkus, often lead religious communities and oversee the training of monks, giving them enormous influence over religious life in the Himalayan region. Anyone outside China is banned from taking part in the process of seeking and recognising a living Buddha, effectively excluding the Dalai Lama, who traditionally can play an important role in giving recognition to candidate reincarnates.
For the first time China has given the Government the power to ensure that no new living Buddha can be identified, sounding a possible death knell to a mystical system that dates back at least as far as the 12th century.
China already insists that only the Government can approve the appointments of Tibet’s two most important monks, the Dalai Lama and the Panchen Lama. The Dalai Lama’s announcement in May 1995 that a search inside Tibet — and with the co- operation of a prominent abbot — had identified the 11th reincarnation of the Panchen Lama, who died in 1989, enraged Beijing. That prompted the Communist authorities to restart the search and to send a senior Politburo member to Lhasa to oversee the final choice. This resulted in top Communist officials presiding over a ceremony at the main Jokhang temple in Lhasa in which names of three boys inscribed on ivory sticks were placed inside a golden urn and a lot was then drawn to find the true reincarnation.
The boy chosen by the Dalai Lama has disappeared. The abbot who worked with the Dalai Lama was jailed and has since vanished. Several sets of rules on seeking out “soul boys” were promulgated in 1995, but were effectively in abeyance and hundreds of living Buddhas are now believed to live inside and outside China.
All Tibetans believe in reincarnation, but only the holiest or most outstanding individuals are believed to be recognisable — a tulku, or apparent body. One Tibetan monk told The Times: “In the past there was no such regulation. The management of living Buddhas is becoming more strict.”
The search for a reincarnation is a mystical process involving clues left by the deceased and visions among leading monks on where to look. The current Dalai Lama, the fourteenth of the line, was identified in 1937 when monks came to his village.
China has long insisted that it must have the final say over the appointment of the most senior lamas. Tibet experts said that the new regulations may also be aimed at limiting the influence of new lamas.
Demilich
Remember
Demilich
Remember
But flour tortillas taste like nothing!!
Actually, I think last time I tried to make corn tortillas when I made chili, they tasted like nothing also.
Fuck. You win this round, Batman!
Actually, I think last time I tried to make corn tortillas when I made chili, they tasted like nothing also.
Fuck. You win this round, Batman!
Krigloch the Furious
Pants full of poo
Krilons Resa
Jerry's married?!
I have a date with Koeningshoven Quad, DFH 90 Minute IPA, and Avery Out of Bounds Stout tonight.
IOfTheStorm
Gogol Bordello
Body hurts, nose is alright, ears are still noisy, soul is corrupted, HIGH ON FIRE destroyed every single thing few hours ago here. I shat my pants in "Blood From Zion". HEAVY METAL.
Krilons Resa
Jerry's married?!
FUCK YEAH. They absolutely CRUSHED when I saw them despite the vocals too low in the mix.
I had a headache for 3 days following that show.
