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[Krilons Resa]

next few months?! lol

 

[dorian gray]

Should I make some coffee?

 

[Demilich]

maybe but WHAT IF YOUR KID INTERRUPTS YOU AND YOU CAN'T DRINK IT OH NOE!!!!1

 

[Reign in Acai]

5char

 

[lurch70]

maybe but WHAT IF YOUR KID INTERRUPTS YOU AND YOU CAN'T DRINK IT OH NOE!!!!1

 

[skeptik]

Let him have some, obviously.

 

[dorian gray]

You laugh but that could be a problem.

 

[Guthrum]

LOL

 

[Demilich]

So can we take it for granted that you haven't learned to shut the kid up with video games yet?

 

[circus_brimstone]

maybe but WHAT IF YOUR KID INTERRUPTS YOU AND YOU CAN'T DRINK IT OH NOE!!!!1

 

[Thanatopsis123]

On Saturday I had to dress up in 4 different classes as Santa. That in itself isn't so bad. I just hate that the costume I've been provided with looks so damned awful. Hey kids, Santa's a fucking wino!

Really, I look like Dan Aykroyd in Trading Places. Only four more days of this shit to go before Christmas vacation though.

 

[skeptik]

Pics or it didn't happen.

 

[swizzlenuts]

Hurray! I don't have a job because my hair is too long

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

Hurray! I don't have a job because my hair is too long

ain't life grand?

 

[Reign in Acai]

Dude grow a pubic mullet. Who says the long hair has to be on Top of your head?

 

[swizzlenuts]

I did get 24 pounds for doing nothing though!

 

[swizzlenuts]

In every credit/debit card I own, I have 666 in the middle! Fuck yes!

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

Dude grow a pubic mullet. Who says the long hair has to be on Top of your head?

I had a female cashier on saturday, with a most righteous redneck mullet of power. Hair down to the middle of her back. And about an inch long and curly on top.

I had to restrain myself not to point and scream mullet! MULLET MULLET MULLET!!! That said, I don't think she would have understand, but would have probably still felt insulted somehow.

 

[Ars Magna]

It's been far too long since I've laid my eyes upon the magic that is a well-kept mullet. I don't get out much.

 

[Krilons Resa]

bwwhahahahahahahaha!!

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