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[dorian gray]

1) barry bonds is a fucking jackass but baseball is even worse, considering that they turned a blind eye to steroids up until recently. haha a pro sport that doesnt outlaw anabolics. baseball is a sport for guys with good eyesight but no real atheletic skills.

2)oj simpson is a literal clown.

3) doomcifers post makes me want to kill myself because i cant crawl into that picture. believe me, i tried.

 

[dorian gray]

meh, just out curiosity, what would make a woman allow herself to be photographed like that? "here, take a picture of my ASSHOLE."

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

like you've never done it

 

[dorian gray]

well......

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

i wanna go to bed, but i drank lots of water and i wanna pee before sleep

 

[NAD]

I dated a girl once (no really), and she said SHOW ME YER BUTTHOLE!!! So I said no. She asked again, then I obliged. Gay? Sure. But afterwards I totally spewed my manlove all over her face.

 

[dorian gray]

i literally almost vomited after reading that. (out of jealousy)

 

[Erik]

So the other day, I saw this on LP in a used record store

and I was like "UGH HEHE" and then I asked the owner how much it was and he was like "heh sorry but there's no record inside" and there wasn't

 

[Ellestin]

I don't remember there being red-eyed ghoulish things at Helm's Depp but why bother? Awesome cover!

 

[Erik]

Yeah, it's absolutely brilliant and I also seem to remember some of the trad metal nuts around here yapping back and forth over that album so I was kind of disappointed

 

[Krilons Resa]

Thats a good fuckin album!!

 

[Crimson Velvet]

Just got home from a Satyricon concert! It was awesome! They played Dominions of Satyricon and Raining Blood and I'm drunk! Satyr has a kickass stage presence!

 

[Erik]

did they play WALK THE PATH OF SORROW

 

[Crimson Velvet]

Don't you think I would have mentioned it if they did?

 

[Erik]

they played it at wacken

and hvite krists død

 

[Crimson Velvet]

Now they only played Du som Hater Gud, Dominions of Satyricon and Mother North... Maybe some other stuff...

 

[Crimson Velvet]

Oh yeah, and Keep of Kalessin opened, but I guess no one's (me included) interested in that...

 

[Erik]

only henrikmain, but he likes all mediocre BM as long as it's from norway

 

[dorian gray]

this morning i found a grotesque spider so i snatched it up in some toilet paper and put it in the toilet. didnt flush though. why waste the water. anyway, so i left and came back home a couple hours later and
the spider was sitting on top of the toilet seat
it freaked me out so i put it back in the toilet and flushed it down. that's my story.

ps: that was one tough spider

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

fuck spiders!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!