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[dorian gray]

i appreciate what spiders do (eat other bugs) but they are fucking scary and i dont want them crawling on me at night.

 

[cthulufhtagn]

isn't it something like 8 spiders a year on average crawl into your mouth while you're sleeping

 

[Krilons Resa]

 

[Krilons Resa]

 

[NAD]

Boioioiooiiooioiinngggggg

 

[lurch70]

holy mother of god

 

[cthulufhtagn]

dammit why is there nothing on my screen for doomcifer's posts!?

 

[dorian gray]

GOOOOODAMMM

ps: whyd you have to post that *after* i competed my nightly beat? i have nothing left erk

 

[Mormagil]

speaking of spiders, last week i found a tick at my friend's house. i tried to squish it but it was made of titanium or something; it survived repeated attempts so his mom put it in a bag to asphyxiate it

 

[MajestikMøøse]

What's with doomie posting so much porn lately?

(not that I'm complaining or anything....)

 

[dorian gray]

speaking of spiders, last week i found a tick at my friend's house. i tried to squish it but it was made of titanium or something; it survived repeated attempts so his mom put it in a bag to asphyxiate it

yeah, ticks are fucking beasts. you might try burning them with a lighter or match or something. buggers

 

[NAD]

The trick to killing ticks is to do the footslide moosh thing, I used to pick them off my dog, throw them on the hard cement, and then moonwalk over them. When you hear the POP it's time for Splatterhouse viewing.

Holy shit I think a patented HIGH SPEED CHASE is going on outside my pad, several cops just went flying down the street and the ghetto bird is in flight!

 

[Thanatopsis123]

I once had a tick on my dick. That wasn't cool.

 

[Claws of Perdition]

I once had a tick on my dick. That wasn't cool.

is it really that small man? and did she take it from behind like a dirty dirty tramp?

 

[Thanatopsis123]

She was such a slut that she didn't want to stop giving me head even when I tried to pull her off.

 

[Claws of Perdition]

you sure know how to pick em man, so how is papa josh' wife anyway?

Edit: jks, that was a low shot..

 

[Krilons Resa]

oooh man!

 

[snow2fall]

Møøse's soulmate on myspace? http://www.myspace.com/cocomoose

 

[Erik]

Female
25 years old
Status: Single
Orientation: Straight
Religion: Christian - other

GO FOR IT MØاE

 

[Erik]

i really love acid bath