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[Thanatopsis123]

I dated one with a long list

How big a list are we talking? Enough dudes to fill a van, bus, or 747? And btw, this is how I always picture numbers of sexual partners.

Edit @ Johanna: I wonder if guys ever do anything similar like saying "Oh, don't worry, baby. I have a really low sperm count."

 

[Krilons Resa]

Actually I find this to be somewhat clever because I am totally amazed/horrified at how many women who I've heard say: "GOSH HE DOESN'T WANT KIDS NOW, WELL I JUST SAY TO HIM I'M ON THE PILL NOW AND THEN WHEN I AM PREGNANT HE WILL LEARN TO ACCEPT IT AND LOVE IT". Not saying women aren't to be trusted, just that... SOME aren't, and you never know which ones. (although most people I know would never ever do such a thing)

Yeah...I never have. Even with my girlfriend now, whom I plan on spending the rest of my life with, is on the pill and I won't, nor would she let me tbh, inject my kids into her.

How big a list are we talking? Enough dudes to fill a van, bus, or 747? And btw, this is how I always picture numbers of sexual partners.

Edit @ Johanna: I wonder if guys ever do anything similar like saying "Oh, don't worry, baby. I have a really low sperm count."

x 32765432

 

[einride]

Actually I find this to be somewhat clever because I am totally amazed/horrified at how many women who I've heard say: "GOSH HE DOESN'T WANT KIDS NOW, WELL I JUST SAY TO HIM I'M ON THE PILL NOW AND THEN WHEN I AM PREGNANT HE WILL LEARN TO ACCEPT IT AND LOVE IT". Not saying women aren't to be trusted, just that... SOME aren't, and you never know which ones. (although most people I know would never ever do such a thing)

see this is why men should get sterilized (clandestinely, of course) so they can have the last laugh

84. På ord av en mö
må ingen man lita,
eller tro på gift kvinnas tal;
ty på rullande hjul
deras hjärta är skapat,
föränderlighet i bröstet inlagd.

just SAYIN

 

[Hell Mike]

see this is why men should get sterilized (clandestinely, of course) so they can have the last laugh

If it's not reversible, I'd call any nigga who did it before the age of [pretty old] a foo'

 

[einride]

If it's not reversible, I'd call any nigga who did it before the age of [pretty old] a foo'

i know you would snäll mike bilbarnstol

 

[MFJ]

i listened to that the other day

 

[Hell Mike]

I'm listening to it now
one of the best songs

 

[Krilons Resa]

Böb !!!

 

[dorian gray]

http://nashville.craigslist.org/zip/1074186626.htm

 

[MFJ]

wow thanks for that dead link

i still like you

 

[dorian gray]

what the heck? It was just up. Oh well. Sorry about that.

btw, Katy Perry is sexy imho tbh

 

[cthulufhtagn]

 

[Disgustipated]

^Is that shit for real?

 

[einride]

^Is that shit for real?

yes, of course

 

[MFJ]

of course

 

[dorian gray]

You goddam know that shit is for real

 

[Thanatopsis123]

Has to be real.

 

[Krilons Resa]

DUUUHHH

 

[cthulufhtagn]

 

[J.]

don't forget to get your steak and blowjob today.

ct thrash, did you do your duty today?