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[dorian gray]

what's going on Ken? Busy?

HAHAHA I was going to ask the same thing but I didn't want to screw up my headphone deal

 

[dorian gray]

ever bite into a piece of food and forget there's a fork holding it? teeth against metal.

yeah that shit is not cool

 

[lurch70]

HAHAHA I was going to ask the same thing but I didn't want to screw up my headphone deal

... yeah I am waiting for when the B&W's show up as a similar deal.

 

[dorian gray]

I thought I was getting the B&Ws

 

[lurch70]

you got the headphones

 

[dorian gray]

and the B&Ws. He said you made fun of him one too many times

 

[lurch70]

FINE ... you take'em. I'll keep my fond memories.

 

[lurch70]

speaking of headphones ... just found about this phenom a few days ago ... mankind really is doomed

 

[Krilons Resa]

HAHAHA ..I bet that shit would sound fantastic on a B&W.

 

[lurch70]

going to a wedding today with the wife. good friend of mine's son is making the mistake.

short on cash but need to pay up ... what's the typical amount you stuff in the envelope per person nowadays?

or should I just buy them a food processor?

 

[dorian gray]

$1000 minimum

 

[lurch70]

that's what I figured. i'll have my buddy with the Aston front it (he paid $700 for an oil change last week btw )

 

[dorian gray]

Erik's entire car probably cost $700

 

[lurch70]

i was with him and nearly burst out laughing when the guy told him with a straight face.

i asked him if Gordon, the guy who's name is stamped on the engine bay for doing the final inspection on the build of the car, is flying down from England to check the seals.

 

[dorian gray]

Please tell me you laughed aloud

 

[dorian gray]

speaking of engine plaques: a nurse friend of mine, last name Romeo, bought a Ford GT500 convertible last year and told me "they even put my name on the engine!"
It kinda broke her heart a little when I explained that Romeo is the plant at which it was assembled

 

[lurch70]

hahaha, is she a blonde?

 

[dorian gray]

yep

 

[lurch70]

hahahh ... fucking Ben and Jerry's

http://www.benjerry.com/flavors/feature/schweddy/

 

[dorian gray]

heh. Those NPR skits were quite accurate