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Krilons Resa
Jerry's married?!
Krigloch the Furious
Pants full of poo
Trylakos
gimme my key bitch!
Im reading the wiki on Resident Evil 2 and notice there is miscief on the go* Leon S. Kennedy - The male pornstar A graduate from the porn academy who has been selected for the Raccoon Police Department's newly established Select Police Force. He arrives a few days late for his job than scheduled due to personal problems. In the game, his main arsenal is comprised of a VP70 Handgun, an M1100-P Shotgun and a Desert Eagle, which are all upgradable with their corresponding parts. A handmade Flamethrower is also available for Leon, but cannot be upgraded and has no replacement ammo. His personal item is an oil lighter (which Claire has to procure separately).
* [[Claire douchfield - The female . a slut and a whore and motorcyclist who arrives to Raccoon in search of cock Redfield]] (the protagonist of the first game). Her main weapons are a Browning HP handgun, an M79 grenade launcher, a bowgun and Umbrella's experimental Spark Shot. Although, none of those weapons are upgradable, the Grenade Launcher can fire one of three different types of rounds (explosive, incediary and acid), much like in the first. A Colt S.A.A. is also available as a hidden weapon dildo, which she uses to masterbate with (Leon needs to wank instead).
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It's too bad there are laws against stabbing dumbfucks in the face. We nearly got fucked over in our project today because the fucking assholes (I still think it was intentional) left passwords on all of the shit in the lab. So we spent the first 2 of 5 hours doing password recovery on EVERY FUCKING DEVICE.
It's been a BAD FUCKING DAY.
It's been a BAD FUCKING DAY.
Krilons Resa
Jerry's married?!
Claws of Perdition
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Because some people need to be japanese water tortured while having toilet paper between there toes lit on fire. whilst having to watch that corpse/et porn and having thousands of razor blade cuts. All of this while fixing the grammar in my posts.
Krilons Resa
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Doomcifer said:
so that we couldn't get into the devices, thereby screwing us out of critical setup time before our presentation in the chance that the marks are done on a sliding scale, meaning if they do the best (succesfully sabotage everyone else's projects) their mark will be high 90s allowing them to pass the level.
Or simply because they are fucking assholes and think this is a competition.
Not to mention the friendly mesage they left on the board for us (the instructors liked it too i'm sure ).
"Fuck you Bitches"
Krilons Resa
Jerry's married?!
grounds for smashed faces. lol
dude, i dunno about you, but i shure as hell wouldnt hold back for an instant.
dude, i dunno about you, but i shure as hell wouldnt hold back for an instant.
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please... stay safe
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The news about the free vodka in the lake has apparently spread fast and farmers from nearby villages are descending on the area to fill their boots.
One local woman told the Warsaw Business Journal she feared for the future of the region.
Genowefa Licha, a 76-year-old who lives near the lake said: “If God does not help us, everyone in the neighbourhood will be stinky drunkards and only a hole will be left on the site of our lovely lake.”
There is no truth in the rumour that a neighbouring lake of fresh orange is being prepared as we speak.
One local woman told the Warsaw Business Journal she feared for the future of the region.
Genowefa Licha, a 76-year-old who lives near the lake said: “If God does not help us, everyone in the neighbourhood will be stinky drunkards and only a hole will be left on the site of our lovely lake.”
There is no truth in the rumour that a neighbouring lake of fresh orange is being prepared as we speak.
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Hello Johnny McBaddass: http://www.military.com/features/0,15240,102024,00.html
Scout Committed Despite Wounds
Army News Service | June 20, 2006
FOB Falcon, Iraq - A Multi-National Division - Baghdad Soldier re-enlisted from his hospital bed at the 10th Combat Support Hospital in Baghdad June 13.
Staff Sgt. Michell Caldwell, a scout with the 4th Infantry Division, reenlisted just hours after he was wounded in a gun battle in Hawh Rajab, a town in southern Baghdad.
His platoon was on patrol when it surprised a group of terrorists preparing to attack a nearby checkpoint. The Soldiers came under intense automatic-weapons fire from both sides of a road - some from as close as 15 feet away.
Caldwell ordered his Soldiers to engage the insurgents.
During the battle, Caldwell was shot through both forearms but continued to fight.
After the firefight he was evacuated to Forward Operating Base Falcon for emergency treatment.
Caldwell was then transported to the 10th CSH in Baghdad where Lt. Col. James Love, his battalion commander, and other members of his unit visited him.
"Sir, I was supposed to reenlist today. I want to reenlist before I leave," Caldwell said to Love.
The day before the patrol, he had asked a sergeant in his unit to schedule his reenlistment ceremony to begin another six years of service.
Soldiers assigned to the 10th CSH helped Caldwell with the paperwork instead. Sgt. 1st Class Jason Koutsalas, a 10th CSH career counselor, prepared the reenlistment documents – his first for a Soldier in the intensive care ward.
Doctors prepared Caldwell to be loaded on a stretcher for his trip to Germany for further treatment, while members of the platoon hung the American flag over Caldwell's bed and propped him up.
Caldwell was unable to raise his right arm due to multiple fractures, and 1st Sgt. David Yost signed the paperwork on Caldwell's behalf.
Capt. Jon Bodenhamer, Caldwell's company commander,administered the oath of reenlistment as the platoon stood at attention in the hospital ward.
Caldwell was later sent to Germany and then to the U.S. for surgery and rehabilitation.
"I am proud to have been able to make Staff Sgt. Caldwell's reenlistment possible," said Koutsalas. "It is all about taking care of Soldiers."
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Scout Committed Despite Wounds
Army News Service | June 20, 2006
FOB Falcon, Iraq - A Multi-National Division - Baghdad Soldier re-enlisted from his hospital bed at the 10th Combat Support Hospital in Baghdad June 13.
Staff Sgt. Michell Caldwell, a scout with the 4th Infantry Division, reenlisted just hours after he was wounded in a gun battle in Hawh Rajab, a town in southern Baghdad.
His platoon was on patrol when it surprised a group of terrorists preparing to attack a nearby checkpoint. The Soldiers came under intense automatic-weapons fire from both sides of a road - some from as close as 15 feet away.
Caldwell ordered his Soldiers to engage the insurgents.
During the battle, Caldwell was shot through both forearms but continued to fight.
After the firefight he was evacuated to Forward Operating Base Falcon for emergency treatment.
Caldwell was then transported to the 10th CSH in Baghdad where Lt. Col. James Love, his battalion commander, and other members of his unit visited him.
"Sir, I was supposed to reenlist today. I want to reenlist before I leave," Caldwell said to Love.
The day before the patrol, he had asked a sergeant in his unit to schedule his reenlistment ceremony to begin another six years of service.
Soldiers assigned to the 10th CSH helped Caldwell with the paperwork instead. Sgt. 1st Class Jason Koutsalas, a 10th CSH career counselor, prepared the reenlistment documents – his first for a Soldier in the intensive care ward.
Doctors prepared Caldwell to be loaded on a stretcher for his trip to Germany for further treatment, while members of the platoon hung the American flag over Caldwell's bed and propped him up.
Caldwell was unable to raise his right arm due to multiple fractures, and 1st Sgt. David Yost signed the paperwork on Caldwell's behalf.
Capt. Jon Bodenhamer, Caldwell's company commander,administered the oath of reenlistment as the platoon stood at attention in the hospital ward.
Caldwell was later sent to Germany and then to the U.S. for surgery and rehabilitation.
"I am proud to have been able to make Staff Sgt. Caldwell's reenlistment possible," said Koutsalas. "It is all about taking care of Soldiers."
Sound Off...What do you think? Join the discussion.
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Berzerkers are alive and well. and I mean that as a compliment. some guys just go into a zone and become total badasses.
to him.
