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4 years ago, I was at a bar. While folks were dancing, I slithered to the nearest inebriated whale and attempted to steal her Long Island Ice Tea right out of her forepaws, was caught, then kicked out by security.

Then there's the time that they asked my entire party to leave because I broke a chair from being too drunk. Upon departure, I proceeded to walk 3 blocks to the nearest Citibank ATM, took my dong out and started pissing on it. (That's a foggy memory)

...And the time I spiked a beer glass at the entrance to the bar ala Terrell Owens. (I left on my own accord, thank ye very much)

Never kicked out of a party, but I have lost friend's over similar shenanigans. Haha

Lately, sober as a clam. :erk:
 
I got kicked out of a party once for bumping into a girl accidentally, which caused her BF to think something untoward was going on, which led to him being an obnoxious macho retard, and then BOOM me and my buddy are walking home.

Got kicked out of Foufounes Electriques in Montreal at a Katatonia gig for lighting things on fire after asked to stop once.

Thats my entire history of forced ejection from events due to alcohol!
 
I don't know if we were actually kicked out of Jerry's company Christmas party, or if they just dragged me out of there before they had the chance to kick us out, but, that's it. I'm well a well behaved drunk except for passing out and puking on myself and everyone else.
 
I've only been thrown out of one place and most of you are pretty familiar with it. The club in St. Paul that hosted HC (I forget the name, used to be Ryan's). Many, many moons ago I was there to see a local band who put on the best shows ever. I was smashed and decided I needed to sing the chorus to Knuckle Sandwich with the singer, so I got on stage. And was promptly escorted out.

"Not a Manwich, uuh! Knuckle sandwich!" Classic.
 
i got into an argument with my lady after a show at a bar once so naturally i took my pint glass, threw it at the wall and stomped out. only my buddy's timely interference saved me an ass kicking from the door guy, of course we can never play there again but that place sucked anyway
 
From the Nanotear Booking myspace blog:
Fall Into Darkness 2009 headliners announced!
I am proud to announce that Fall Into Darkness will take place over the Halloween weekend at Berbati's Pan in Portland, OR.

Friday 10/30 - Agalloch
Saturday 10/31 - YOB

More acts will be announced soon. Hope to see you there!

NC
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SLASH: 'SCOTT WEILAND Is Like GEORGE BUSH To Me – I Like Him Now That He's Gone'
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:lol:

Did I ever tell you guys that I shared a table once with Slash, a friend of mine and 2 fine ladies for quite a few hours one night sometime in the 90's. G'nR was no longer at that point. We talked about snakes and drank a few strong ones together. Really mellow guy.
 
Ars Magna said:
How did that come to be? I've always thought it would be interesting to hang out with him for a while.
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used to hang out after work at one of those boutique hotel bars ... well this one evening stretched to the point where we were still there at 3am on a weeknight when he showed up. turns out he was staying there (I think this was when the MTV Music Awards were in town) ... there was nobody in the place except us ... was pretty surreal at the time.
 
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