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[Krilons Resa]

That same chick who drove into the telephone pole came at me with blazing fists of fury after told her to go fuck herself and walked out on her. When asked why she did it, she answered "cuz i knew it was definitely over."

fuckin wimmenz.

 

[Mr_Haze]

I can't find the doom thread so I'm posting this here:


A friend introduced me to The Wounded Kings a while back and they have a new album now --> sounds a lot similar to the Italian Horror Doom I've heard with bits of Electric Wizard and Manilla Road thrown in. You can see those influences just in the album name and cover art lol.

track from 2nd album; http://www.megaupload.com/?d=0L6V4C9C

Not essential but a nice listen for doom freaks.

 

[Krilons Resa]

Hey, wtf. We are talking about ex gf's, cars, booze, cancer, and soy chorizo. There is no room here for Italian Horror Doom.

 

[Krilons Resa]

My wife is watching Oprah on DVR right now and it's about some chick who was shot in the face by her boyfriend. I guess it could be a lot worse.

 

[lurch70]

i am not reading this last page but ...

The gf has gone off the deep end a little bit and says she kinda wants to die. As in: she wouldn't mind if she did.

sounds like you did the right thing leaving her, holy crap ... i hope she is ok, but the biggest turn off for me is weak women.

the funny thing is all these years I thought you had it together like the all American fairy tale family ...
and the last few days have been a riotous blast of laughter, sorrow and scratching my head.

keep it coming ...

 

[dorian gray]

came at me with blazing fists of fury

OK, this thread is ovbiously the best thing on the internet but this comment right here might be the best thing in the universe. I don't think I've ever laughed so hard

 

[lurch70]

misery loves company ... the most toxic of relationships

 

[Krilons Resa]

It's weird how women get with married men and become devastated when the inevitable happens.

@dorian: you would have probably laughed harder if it was caught on video and you saw me giving her a Ricky Williams stiff-arm to keep her away from me until her sister's bf was woken by the mayhem and restrain her. Of course I then became absolutely possessed by Satan and was storming around the apartment, raging like the Incredible Hulk. I came out of the ordeal with a sore throat and few scratches on my neck and face.

 

[dorian gray]

@dorian: you would have probably laughed harder if it was caught on video and you saw me giving her a Ricky Williams stiff-arm to keep her away from me until her sister's bf was woken by the mayhem and restrain her. Of course I then became absolutely possessed by Satan and was storming around the apartment, raging like the Incredible Hulk. I came out of the ordeal with a sore throat and few scratches on my neck and face.

 

[dorian gray]

It's weird how women get with married men and become devastated when the inevitable happens.

I, too, find this a bit odd.

 

[Hell Mike]

The doc thinks I have cancer. My thyroid is coming out August 17. Good times.

This sux ass. This week, first week of vacation, Dis has been very sick (Finally getting better now I hope?) and we've had two death sentences by cancer in the family (One on my side and one on Johanna's). Bad week. Tomorrow my brother gets back from Malta for a visit after one year abroad, will be great to see him again and hopefully the start of a GOOD summer vacation week.

 

[Evil?]

Dorian, if it makes you feel any better, your woman troubles make mine seem rather silly and actually make me feel a bit better. So there, you have done a good deed.

I simply, and foolishly, fell in love with the girl who also happens to be my best friend. Needless to say, she does not feel the same way. It makes things interesting. And by interesting I mean torture. But only for me. I am not sure she puts much thought into the situation.

Friend zone = @!@*#&@$(&#^$#*(@&$)!!!!!!!!!

 

[NAD]

I simply, and foolishly, fell in love with the girl who also happens to be my best friend. Needless to say, she does not feel the same way. It makes things interesting. And by interesting I mean torture. But only for me. I am not sure she puts much thought into the situation.

Friend zone = @!@*#&@$(&#^$#*(@&$)!!!!!!!!!

Been there. Leave. NOW.

 

[NAD]

http://gizmodo.com/5592836/bp-photoshops-another-official-image-again-terribly

Fuck the story, check out the comments section for hilarity. says I.

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

haha
hyperspace!

 

[Evil?]

Been there. Leave. NOW.

Ya know, EVERYONE says this to me and I just never listen.

 

[dorian gray]

have you left yet?

 

[swizzlenuts]

What about being in a situation where you spend 90% of your free time together, have quite a bit of sex, but know you can never be with the girl because of a disagree on when to start a family yet do the same things. Then a bit after trying to figure stuff out and see if it work, she starts dating her ex again?

 

[einride]

What about being in a situation where you spend 90% of your free time together, have quite a bit of sex, but know you can never be with the girl because of a disagree on when to start a family yet do the same things. Then a bit after trying to figure stuff out and see if it work, she starts dating her ex again?

sever

 

[NAD]

Ya know, EVERYONE says this to me and I just never listen.

In 5 years you'll think "why didn't I bail sooner?" but then 5 years after that you'll think "...who?"

What about being in a situation where you spend 90% of your free time together, have quite a bit of sex, but know you can never be with the girl because of a disagree on when to start a family yet do the same things. Then a bit after trying to figure stuff out and see if it work, she starts dating her ex again?

Leave the day she stops having sex with you.

Directly related: I had some pretty awesome farts at bland practice last night, but my drummer pretty much shamed us all. Repeatedly. Mexicans know their gas.