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re: D666 ... today's Brooklyn gig was pushed to Aug 31. I would assume the LA date will be moved closer to around that time as well.
 
yo Miller ... yeah you. i just had to delete a bunch of my followup comments on photos on FB that you and monsieur Smith made as well ... obviously when you guys jumped ship all your history went as well. there were a bunch of photos where it looked like I was rapping with meself like a retaaaad. well ... what you have to say to that? :loco:
haha that rules. I didn't Miller my account though, I still threaten to come back some day. But every time I do I peek over the woman's shoulder when she's Facebutting, spend 2 minutes reading swill, and say: "fuck all that."
Speaking of 666, Destroyer's N.A tour is hanging by a tether due to visa issues. Their Brooklyn date has been postponed to the end of the month, their gig at JAXX completely canceled. Hopefully everything gets squared away by the time they're set to show in L.A.
Will I miss them out here for the third time? Likely. But please pester me a few weeks before the show anyhow!

Man, I don't even go to concerts anymore. Just local stuff, and even that is rare. I'm getting old. :goggly:
 
Man, I don't even go to concerts anymore. Just local stuff, and even that is rare. I'm getting old. :goggly:

Last gig I've attended was Agalloch in Portland, Oct 30th of last year. There's been absolutely nothing worth attending around these parts. D666 is on the 14th of this month, Deceased two days before that. You should partake good sir! Gathering of the Bestial Legions V Fest was supposed to occur in Sept, but the promoter has since disavowed any knowledge of it's occurrence. I'm pushing 30 broheim, I'm in the same boat as thee, not really too keen on dropping a dinard to sit through 5 lousy California bedroom acts to catch one of merit. It's no coincidence that I haven't been tanked since last year, just getting too old to drink and act like a twat.


Ken, I would lick Sofia Vergara's ass until I came down with Shigella.
 
I think I'm just burned out, temporarily. I went to and played in more shows than I can count in 2009, so this year I've just gotten lazy/tired. I'll probably start enjoying going deaf at night in public once I start gigging again. Maybe.
 
Breaking my hand on that cock's face at Primordial also soured my tune. I'm an easy going fellow, but some of these twats who attend these shows make me yak. This isn't the first incident either, I've been punched in the back of the head by a kid who noodledly bee-lined out of the venue before I realized that it wasn't a draft from a nearby window, as well as an idiotic verbal exchange between two Bodomites who refused to give Hill room enough to breathe. The crowds become more and more childish as the calendars pass. Last true metal gig was Gathering of the Bestial Legions IV, which was held in a closed down warehouse in the ghetto. Such a shame that the next installment appears to be off the books.
 
Holy fuck, I must've missed that story! You're right though, the douchery comes out swingin' for shows far too often. I like them small with only the diehards in attendance. Of course then you get vagrants passed out in the corner after yelling at the band for disturbing his beernap.
 
So yeah, this is the first I've even heard of this band, and judging by the year and reputation I'm going to eat this shit alive. Last time this happened to me was with Immolation, and before that Edge of Sanity. How those two passed me by all these years is beyond me. Onward toward Mediafire!
 
I tried two new pickup lines this morning, grabbing hold of each part accordingly as I stated:

"Your butt is like a jar of peanut butter: I want to stick my penis in it."
"Your boobs are like cupcakes: I want to cum all over them and sell them at the State Fair."

Neither worked, and by neither I mean both, and by worked I mean ruled.
 
Crazy pet owners are almost as bad as neglectful pet owners.

No, that's entirely false. Crazy pet owners are annoying. Neglectful pet owners need to be killed. Slowly.
 
there's this chick in my office building that for the last year and a half since i have been here have never seen WITHOUT her blackberry attached to her ears or fingers in some way.
i don't think i would even recognize her if she happened to be without it.
 
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tfs, new live video
 
that song rules ...

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