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Krilons Resa
Jerry's married?!
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Plastic Nathrakh
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No worries.
Have you had a hot baby-sitter yet? It's an awkward social situation. If you deliberately avoid her, your spouse thinks youre a creep. If you have a conversation with her, your spouse thinks youre a creep. And if you don't at least afford yourself one glance, you've let yourself down
Have you had a hot baby-sitter yet? It's an awkward social situation. If you deliberately avoid her, your spouse thinks youre a creep. If you have a conversation with her, your spouse thinks youre a creep. And if you don't at least afford yourself one glance, you've let yourself down
Ars Magna
Ars Magna Recordings
The hot babysitter is, at once, the greatest and the worst thing ever. We had one that openly flirted with me when my wife wasn't around (she was 20). It was fucking awful. A few of the greatest moments of my life, filled with fantasy and thoughts of running into the arms of this goddess, followed by hours of the realization that such things would never, ever happen.
What is it the kids are saying these days? FML? Yeah. FML.
What is it the kids are saying these days? FML? Yeah. FML.
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holy fuck
your writing reminded me of: (one of the best and funniest scenes in the history of cinema for those who have not seen it)
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