The "What's Going On in this Album Cover?" Thread

[skeptik]

Well the teeth look like the Punisher but I still don't see flames. Talk about abstract art.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

 

[chuj666]

 

[Zephyrus]

 

[ohiogrinder]

some nice phallic imagery there

we all know you like dick, no need to share it with the rest of the board.

 

[The Ozzman]

Thanks for bumping a very old post.

 

[zabu of nΩd]

The Abscess one looks like an eyeball, an intestine, and a rotting head hanging out in a cave waiting for supper, which is cooking in the cauldron on the right.

 

[black blood]

This cover is just too metal.

 

[V.V.V.V.V.]

Horrible, hideous compression artifacts are SO FRIGGIN' METAL!

 

[Rabid Headbanger]

Any band with the name witch gets automatically +5 metal points.

 

[Alter]

Any band with the name witch gets automatically +5 metal points.

How do you like Skellingtonwhich? I heard they were a cheap version of The Black Dathlia Murder with Toxic Holocaust.

 

[Rabid Headbanger]

*Skeletonwitch. Nightmare before christmas is for posers.

Anywho, some of they're stuff is catchy. I find myself being penalized lately for bands being popular without me knowing first. Like Toxicholocaust and municipal waste. Apparently it's a damned sin to listen to them because they're getting good press.

You know, even though I listened to them before they got so much fucking attention.

 

[V.V.V.V.V.]

But Skeletonwitch are like everything you totally hate. I realized that too. They're nothing but a pathetic scene-core distillation of "old-school deathrash".

 

[Rabid Headbanger]

But before they had scene kids jumping on the band wagon...

thats when I listened to them. Which is what makes me so fucking great.

 

[V.V.V.V.V.]

They're on Prosthetic fuckin' Records!

 

[Rabid Headbanger]

Do NOT question my awesomness, mortal.

 

[V.V.V.V.V.]

OK yeah that's badass.

 

[Rabid Headbanger]

It's ok V5, for I am a forgiving god.

But seriously, this shit keeps happening. I like a band just before their "big" record and BLAMO "Thats a poser scene band".

FUCK.

 

[llamaking]

It's ok V5, for I am a forgiving god.

But seriously, this shit keeps happening. I like a band just before their "big" record and BLAMO "Thats a poser scene band".

FUCK.

who cares, you know you liked em before scene kids did.

screw everyone who says otherwise.

 

[Zephyrus]

 

[V.V.V.V.V.]

Really retarded "photo montage."