The "What's Going On in this Album Cover?" Thread

[General Zaroff]

Two gay pornstars.

 

[Pessimism]

Okay, so I know I dig (excuse the almost pun) this out for every vaguely album cover related thread and I can see that it as a roboduck flexing his bicep, but still, what the fuck is going on?

It looks like a robotic donald duck.

 

[mutantllama]

Bump.

Who the fuck is that? The savior for the elders?

 

[Zephyrus]

It's a mummy.

 

[mutantllama]

Now that I look at it some more I think it is the savior. I can tell by the backround.

 

[Zephyrus]

If you see the wrappings around his left arm and left leg, he is clearly a mummy. And those dog-thinks are jackal demons. His staff has an ankh on it, clearly indicative of an Egyptian theme, and thus, mummies.

 

[mutantllama]

Now I see it.

 

[Rabid Headbanger]

Bump.

Who the fuck is that? The savior for the elders?

It looks like eddie from Iron Maiden. And Iced Earth sucks again!

 

[Einherjar86]

Amorphis covers confuse me often. Eclipse is weird too, as is Tuonela. I mean, I know Tuonela is the underworld in Finnish mythology; but just some leaves from a plant on the cover? I don't get it.

 

[Hatebreeder]

If you see the wrappings around his left arm and left leg, he is clearly a mummy. And those dog-thinks are jackal demons. His staff has an ankh on it, clearly indicative of an Egyptian theme, and thus, mummies.

Jackal! Is it a jackal?! Jackal! JACKAL! Is it a jackal!?

 

[Rabid Headbanger]

IF IT WASN'T RIGHT THE FIST TIME WHY THE HELL DID YOU SAY IT AGAIN?!

GOD!

 

[mutantllama]

It looks like eddie from Iron Maiden. And Iced Earth sucks again!

no u

 

[Chairman Kaga]

It looks like eddie from Iron Maiden. And Iced Earth sucks again!

I agree. I also have that album and I think it sucks bawlz

 

[mutantllama]

I agree. I also have that album and I think it sucks bawlz

no u

.

 

[Rabid Headbanger]

Wasn't a former member of ice earth convicted for rape?

 

[mutantllama]

He didn't record with any albums or anything, I think.

 

[Rabid Headbanger]

Still, he did to a woman what iced earth does to music.

 

[mutantllama]

stfu

 

[Silent_Scream]

WHAT..

THE...

FUCK?

 

[Rabid Headbanger]

Lets get started:

At the very back we have a vagina, representing how the enitre band are major pussies.

Next, We have the tentacle thing from STar Wars, except it's obvioulsy been used by home depot to get rid of unwanted paint. This represents the fact that the band is a dumping place for unwanted songs.

Next, we have Micheal Jackson from thriller, just after his head changed werewolf. This represents how the band wants to touch little boys, and they probably do.

And, of course, theres a jesterface imprinted into the wall to represent just how many times you have to smash your head against a wall to enjoy inflames.