"Testament caught with their pants down following in new plagiarism case!"
Today thrash band Testament have been forced to answer to claims that they have been caught copying fellow thrash stalwarts Overkill by releasing jogging pants that look remarkably like those which Overkill released only hours before. An unnamed person close to both bands told us that the pants were completely different, one had the word Overkill on them while the others had Testament, therefore there was no case to answer for either band. But we dug deeper and found that it's a trend that has been going on for many years and it covers a wide variety of merchandise released by the band Overkill, hockey jerseys have also been included in the case as evidence. A spokesperson who wanted to be named, but we didn't feel like it, told us we were idiots for printing this click bait story with no substance. But we support you, the buying public, we think you have a right to know about the plagiarism that is rampant in the industry and who is responsible.
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Obviously I need my morning coffee because while Pukhkcy have released a new range of jogger pants for both bands and they shared it on FB, I just made the rest of that shit up for no apparent reason.
Must be time for breakfast.
