The Where The Fuck Are You Thread

[Krigloch the Furious]

Work shit. Wow my hole hurts

 

[swizzlenuts]

Dark Souls>Witcher 2


Seriously the most over rated pile of shit next to Skyrim/Chrono Trigger. Combat is nothing more than a button mash snooze fest. Witcher power, mash mash mash, roll, repeat. Lame! Also, the story is hardly captivating. Give me a 15 minute back and forth chess match against Havel the Rock over this faggo crap.

hahah. You couldn't be further from the truth (except the Dark Souls thing). Perhaps it's a PC to xbox thing. I thought the story with combination of a very neutral character was very engaging.

Eh whatever, I'll probably buy Dark Souls once I stop playing Guild Wars.

 

[Ellestin]

I understand the Witcher hate thing though, I agree that the story doesn't deliver quite as much as promised. It's good enough for me, but with all the different characters, complex world and intertwined political schemes, I have a feeling they could come up with something so much greater. I preferred the story in TW1 up to the point where they brought the mutants thing: the last chapter and the epilogue felt awkward and incomplete despite some awesome maps and sceneries.

The combat system is what it is, far from perfect for sure, but to me, it's relevant to the game that it's simple enough. The roleplay element of the game is what should prevail. I don't want a FPS-Geralt and I sure hope they'll keep it well-balanced on the third game.

 

[lurch70]

At a 16 year olds party with more people than at my wedding. There have to be around 50 girls here dressed like Niki minaj. There is an open bar for some reason and this perv is holding it up. Jack neat please.

 

[Krilons Resa]

LOL, WTF?

 

[lurch70]

Exactly. This chica I used to work with and schtup many eons ago thought it was a good idea to invite me. I know her son since he was 3.

 

[lurch70]

the greatest part is he goes to a dance slash art school with Madonna's daughter and other overachieving kids that are dancing like fucking pros here and all are trying to out do each other.

 

[Krilons Resa]

This is strangely hilarious to me. Pics/vids plz.

 

[lurch70]

I have both. All the bints are taking self portraits of themselves at my table. Its like a sea of shallowness.

 

[lurch70]

Ok an impromptu theater performance just happened. I think I just said "am I drunk or is this happening" too loud? I have it on video.

 

[ChaosLee]

Lurch, you live In a strange world.


My day is lost grading papers by retards incapable of following basic instructions. Have to say... Ever time I see a student name like Antwon, Latasha or Quineshia, I start channelling my inner-Jerry

 

[Krilons Resa]

 

[lurch70]

Five thousand twentyfive hundred six hundred minutes .... Ahhhhhh

 

[ChaosLee]

Five thousand twentyfive hundred six hundred minutes .... Ahhhhhh

Uh... What?

 

[Krilons Resa]

I'm assuming he missed a number there and it's the amount of minutes = 16 years.

 

[lurch70]

You guys don't know your showtunes

 

[ChaosLee]

You guys don't know your showtunes

Nope.

 

[lurch70]

 

[ChaosLee]

Fuck Rent. Every fucking art theatre fag would jerk off about how amazing it was. I sat through 20 minutes of that piece of crap and walked out.

 

[Reign in Acai]

May I kindly ask who Nicki Minaj is, and why I have heard this name 20 times in the past month?