The Where The Fuck Are You Thread

[Tide In Mind Out]

Back home now and somewhat sloshed. Getting drunk with coworkers for the first time is so fun. I may have talked too much about wanting someone to sit on my hands, though. HMMMMM.

 

[lurch70]

http://www.etsy.com/listing/111728120/naughty-words

Buy that shit.

hahahah ... wtf ... I still don't get what these are supposed to be.

explain and I'll order a set.

and btw ... if you explain it on the product page you can raise the price on them. that's at least a 4.99 item.

 

[neal]

i think you clasp those things around the stem of yo wine glass and then you know which one is yours

 

[lurch70]

hmm

 

[dorian gray]

 

[NAD]

Huh I thought wine charms were A Thing now that everyone knew about. Perhaps my assumptions were incorrect...! That never happens. I'll tell her to add more descriptors in case people aren't "getting" it.

But yeah it's what neal said. When you get drunk with winos people's brains tend to atrophy as they get more relaxed and louder. So you put one o' dem things on yer wine stem and know which lipstain belongs to whom.

Also would probably work wonders for swingers and other sexual deviants.

 

[dorian gray]

Haha etsy, like ebay and craigslist, is just a bunch of junk. Real live junk. People seem to have an obsession with buying things.

 

[NAD]

I have a particular fondness for Etsy, I've bought some nice handmade things on there. It is obviously filled with all kinds of useless crap, but some is very nice if you only spend like $100 a year there. I'm sure it'll turn into Craig's List and eBay eventually, alas.

EDIT: Hmm I'm not sure what quality has to do with spending a limited amount of funds, but that sentence made sense to me 30 seconds ago.

 

[NAD]

I'm at work not working but I'd rather be home playing with my new noise board:



I guess I could have brought this to work. I mean the boss is on vacation so technically I'm in charge.

FEEL MY ANNOYING LOUD, MINIONS.

 

[ChaosLee]

Patio. Bourbon, cigar, Darkthrone

 

[NAD]

Couch. Tea, yogurt, Darkthrone

 

[dorian gray]

Bathroom. Kindle, toilet paper, matches

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

Couch, uploadin' some Movie Maker dealies I made for tomorrow's recommendations.

 

[Krilons Resa]

Couch, laptop, headphones, Kowloon Walled City, Sierra Nevada Celebration Ale, bud.

 

[dorian gray]

Chair. Laptop, headphones, bourbon.

 

[Krilons Resa]

Listening Chair. Laptop, headphones, bourbon.

You don't say.

 

[dorian gray]

Chair. Guitar, The Moor tab, more bourbon

 

[dorian gray]

You don't say.

i see what you did there

 

[NAD]

Scotch, scotch, scotch, scotch, Thir13en Ghosts, scotch, scotch, Drudkh, scotch, beer, potato.

 

[Reign in Acai]

Work, Next to Panda, Fuck Graveyard, Thirsty, Jackmeoff