The Where The Fuck Are You Thread

[ChaosLee]

Bouron, black metal FUCKING black metal... I think I wore myself out last weekend.

 

[dorian gray]

@ work
feeling saturnine

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

Just ate this. Sitting the computer listening to metal.

Serrano peps. Orange bell pep. Onions. Creole seasoning.

 

[dorian gray]

Caras husband is on his way over

 

[dorian gray]

Also...that looks *really* tasty!! But holy shit thats some cholesterol!!

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

Caras husband is on his way over

Nah...he's in a post-sex coma at the moment. And yeah, it lasted more than five minutes this time. He done good.

 

[dorian gray]

Pics?

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

Nevermind, he just woke up and farted in my face.

 

[dorian gray]

Aaaaaand hes back

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

Now I'm getting a face full of stinky foot. This is my lot.

 

[Krilons Resa]

Also...that looks *really* tasty!! But holy shit thats some cholesterol!!

 

[dorian gray]

tell me how it is, Doc Berube!

 

[Krilons Resa]

You're falling at the wayside.

But I was referring to farts in faces and stinky feet treatment.

 

[dorian gray]

Im cracking

 

[Krilons Resa]

You can't just sum up dietetics and the cholesterol myth in a single post on a metal forum.

 

[dorian gray]

Everyone knows thats impossible!

 

[NAD]

I remember years ago my Pa took some cholesterol lowering drugs.

He began literally pissing his muscles out, and stopped taking them.

 

[Reign in Acai]

Pfft @ cholesterol and even being concerned with such a thing. People should be more concerned with their sedentary lifestyles, rather than their eating habits. A couple years back they were giving free health screenings down here at work. The morbidly obese health practicioner giving me the results said I needed to lower my LDL's or some shit. Mind you that I was eating healthy and very active during the time of said reading, whilst this sebaceous ball of goo hadn't seen his wang since Goldie Hawn was attractive. There's just some lifestyle factors that you can not control, and since shit sleep (working graveyard) can contribute to a rise in LDLs I didn't pay this tool any mind. It was tantamount to a Hubbard mark giving me a stress test. If food makes you feel like shit, then it's bad for you, if it makes you feel like drop kicking somebody, it's good.

Eggs = Hogan Leg Drop!

 

[Krilons Resa]

lmfao

 

[Dick Sirloin]

Sitting at cracker barrel among the churchgoin crowd wearing my emperor longsleeve and wishing they served bourbon