I ago by to submit this review of my school:
"I do not know where to start with this school. I am a student in their "Upper School" as they call it. I am joked on by many students, and their dress code is completely unfair. The "education" I am getting is a piece of crap. The teachers usually seem to care, but not enough. I have a D in every class except for one. There are a few ways to look at this school. If your child shows proficiency in following instructions, they will probably will excel here. However, if you are intelligent enough to question the crap they force down your throat, you are not likely to excel here. Also, the fact that I can't have long hair, but can get slapped in the face is ridiculous. They need to do something about the things that matter, not the most arbitrary things they can possibly think of, such as appearance. Athletics are over-emphasized here. They seemed to do an okay job with the middle school and lower school, but not the high school. The high school is run down, and extremely lacking in facilities. There may be five 3D printers in the newly renovated media center, but what the hell happened to pencil sharpener? What happened to working paper towel and soap dispensers in the bathroom? They need to start with the basics, make them satisfactory. Then, instead of hiding the bad quality of these important things by "advancing in technology", they can provide a comprehensible education that is reliable, and actually make the school pleasant for the students. Don't charge 2,000 dollars a month for a half level up on the education scale, and a level down on the human rights scale. That just isn't fair to parents who pay good money expecting an education for their children. Parents, please do not support this school until they can actually start from the bottom up rather than pile new things on top."
Should I put a "fuck off" somewhere in there?