The Whining and Bitching Thread

[SentinelSlain]

yeah


all you need are some intro credits that shake about a lot, some REALLY dodgy old technoish music/ supermarket Muzak speeded up to fuck and a scene involving a carphone and a dog.

 

[False Joe]

He isn't my teacher, but a visiting professor of astrophysics who I always talked about science with. He always told me I had a brilliant mind for physics but now I'm pretty sure that was a lie.

It's probably true.
Just a lie from him so he could get your humps, your humps, your lovely lady lumps.

all you need are some intro credits that shake about a lot, some REALLY dodgy old technoish music/ supermarket Muzak speeded up to fuck and a scene involving a carphone and a dog.

Get that shit done man.
"Cock Physics".
I'll make millions.

 

[ossa]

I hope you guys know that I'm not willing to star in this little film project you're planning.

 

[mutantllama]

Meh, about my ear situation, I'm just gonna get eardrops. If that doesn't work, I'm gonna try these candles at the Belfast Co-op. You put them in your ear, and it heats up the wax and shit in your ear.

 

[False Joe]

Nae worries.
We just need a bird with big tits, and a willingness to suck anything put infront of her.
I didn't expect you to consent.
Coincidentally that's what Dave says after sex.

EDIT:

Meh, about my ear situation, I'm just gonna get eardrops. If that doesn't work, I'm gonna try these candles at the Belfast Co-op. You put them in your ear, and it heats up the wax and shit in your ear.

Because if palm suction cups, banging, prodding, and picking hasn't done it, the only solution is FIRE.

 

[Belligerent]

Could've been worse.
Could've:
A) Locked the door
B) You could've said "What are you doing?"
And he coulda been like
"I don't know about raising you grades, but you certainly make something rise" And nod towards his crotch.
From then on it would've turned into a badly acted, slightly creepy, porno.

awesome

 

[ossa]

MY IPOD WON'T CONNECT TO MY COMPUTER
arg.

I need to put new music on there, dammit.

 

[Belligerent]

^Termination = Liberation

 

[Vimana]

My fucking Diablo II disk is gone. I hate it when people clean up and put my shit somewhere else and don't even remember where they fucking put it.

 

[mutantllama]

You need to use a disk to play Diablo II. I'm surprised they didn't do what they did with WC3 and made it so you don't need it to play anymore.

 

[Uncreation]

You need to use a disk to play Diablo II. I'm surprised they didn't do what they did with WC3 and made it so you don't need it to play anymore.

The latest patch (1.12a) does fix that now. I downloaded it a little while ago, after having had the same problem as Feathers & Flames. I finally caved and got the image for the first disk again. I did try and buy it again, but I couldn't find it anywhere local. Perhaps that would be your best bet too, F&F.

 

[zabu of nΩd]

Fuck summer classes, and fuck working full-time while you're taking one. I don't wanna do my homework.

 

[Vimana]

I don't wanna do my Chinese homework. Thats why I don't. I audited the course. And I don't care if the teachers hate me. But I do need to take it more seriously since I might be going to school in Hong Kong this fall.

 

[cookiecutter]

Are you learning Cantonese?

 

[Vimana]

Mandarin. But they speak both there.

edit: I just learned that more speak Cantonese.

 

[zabu of nΩd]

I don't wanna do my Chinese homework. Thats why I don't. I audited the course.

Cheater. I can't audit my class.

 

[cookiecutter]

Mandarin. But they speak both there.

edit: I just learned that more speak Cantonese.

Yeah that's why I was curious. I think both are read the same, you just won't be able to speak.

 

[Vimana]

I'll probably be able to take both at the school. Or at least I will pick up some when I go to the city.

 

[sevag00]

Oh, my head is going to explode. Me and my friends partied all night, and we were fuckin drunk to remember anything.

 

[False Joe]

Fucking. Metal.