Things said way too often in the studio, I'll start.

[everybody's x]

Dude, do you even know how to play your own songs?

 

[everybody's x]

And I kick off the whole thing with a grammatical error

*facepalm*


edit*whoever fixed that, thanks

 

[B36arin]

Can you please tune your instrument?

 

[Kellii]

I don't have my own studio but I go to college to learn sound engineering and we record musicians from the music course.

Way too often they say stuff like "It's okay, I don't need a click". Unfortunatly it's the drummers that are worst for saying it.

 

[everybody's x]

You can fix that, right?

 

[everybody's x]

I don't have my own studio but I go to college to learn engineering and we record musicians from the music course.

Way too often they say stuff like "It's okay, I don't need a click". Unfortunatly it's the drummers that are worste for saying it.

Omg everyone who says that is always the worst offender.

 

[nowherecatastrophe]

do it again.
do it again.
do it again.

 

[FarBeyondMetal]

"Oh shit, I forgot to bring ___________"

 

[Pedro Teixeira]

"Go put the kettle on" - by me.

 

[Jaymz]

"I can play this when we aren't recording..."

 

[dan weapon]

"FOUR MONTHS OLD IS NOT 'NEW', YOU FUCKING CHUCKLEHEAD".

(in reference to strings)

 

[dan weapon]

"I can play this when we aren't recording..."

lolololol!

+1

 

[dan weapon]

You can fix that, right?

and its bunk-buddy:


"It's cool, I can fix it"


(a euphemism for '15 equally bad takes is enough, let's move on')

 

[Kellii]

Omg everyone who says that is always the worst offender.

They are, the second worst seems to be bassists but then you can just delete their takes and do it yourself when they have left so it ain't so bad haha.

 

[PhilTheBeard]

GARBAGE!! I always say that when i hear a bad take

 

[greyskull]

From Me...
"do it again but better" whilst i press Cmd+period.

 

[akbeda]

"I can play this when we aren't recording..."

classic!!!!

 

[006]

"This drummer fucking sucks." while editing.

Also: "I'm not getting paid enough for this."

 

[jeid]

"Do it again, but this time.. less shit"

I'm a motivator

Also +1'ing at the "It's cool, I can fix it" that Dan put up. So true.

 

[rob w]

"Our drummer doesn't need a kick" or "I've got my amp setting all set up already" or "his vocals sound more aggressive at gigs when he's cupping his hands around the mic than here through this condensor mic" etc...