"I spilled some coffee in the kitchen. Where do you keep the cleaning supplies?" "Is there a garbage bin around here somewhere? I just changed strings and I want to get the old ones out of the way." "We're out of clean coffee cups. I'll take care of it!" "Do you think it's too loud?" "I need to work on my playing, you are spot on Mr Engineer! That take sucked!"."Man these drumheads suck, they are all dented and shit. I'm gonna go buy new ones." "Man my guitar strings are rusty, I'm gonna go buy new ones." "Man this bass sounds really dull, I'm gonna go buy new strings." "This sounds really good, I'm going to give you more money!" "Isn't my guitar a bit too loud in the mix?" "I won't bother you about the levels right now, I know that's a mixing issue." "You're right, my gain is way too high." "I think I'll tune my guitar again for this take!" "You're right! 'Good enough' really isn't good enough! I'll try a few more times to get a good take." "Go ahead and take your time mixing. Having a good sounding CD is more important than getting it sooner." "Don't bother with making the master really loud, we prefer to keep the dynamics intact" "I never use the loudness function on my home stereo" "Lets not get drunk or high while we record!"